The cool part of town

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

Swine/11

no there were 3

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like