tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

​you’ll never get away from the sound of the tv show that hates you

when supernatural actor men die they’ll be sent to a special hell where their eternal torment will be to perform in ways that threaten their masculinity and seem kinda gay to crowds of millions and when they start complaining about how gay it is and how masc they are they’ll get dropped into the boiler

it wasnt that long ago that actors were killing people in real life for the crime of having a queer reading of their tv show. like jensen ackles used to hunt down fans for sport after paleyfest panels. know your history so you can really indulge in the blissful delirium of the present

dante didnt know about the tenth circle and it’s caaaaalled the supernatural convention actor’s panel

What people don't get is that the best gay ships are always about the worst actor men on earth. It's punishment to them. They have been sentenced to millions of fic of their characters sucking dick on AO3. It's our job as citizens of the LGBT community to see their sentence through.

at the end of the day jensen is such a dean kinnie that anyone saying “i think dean is gay” immediately translates to him as “i think you, jensen, are the biggest homo to walk the earth” and he is an actor with the resolve of a napkin floating down a river ergo horse glue factory etc

I think watching some random actor's entire filmography just because you fancy them is actually so important. It teaches you that even the most successful artists start somewhere. That they experience ups and downs and career ruts and often have to do very weird projects at some point just because their rent is due. And maybe you discover that you don't even like that guy all that much lol

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Sorry I think the reason I’m so stuck on supernatural is because it understands American loneliness kind of more than any other show. Like who else’s pussy was big enough to put an angel next to a vending machine. That’s so powerful. How are you going to have a show about America and most of it takes place on highways and in offbrand motel rooms confronting monsters. Not to mention the uncanny valley of shooting in backwoods Canada and trying to pass it off as Route 66. It’s so perfect because it says America is a distant dream that we can’t reach and a land of ghosts and then it follows through. It says there’s always a war below the surface and we are all fighting constantly to keep it in check. Death drives a hotrod through Chicago. There’s two brothers and a demon in a diner and they’re getting milkshakes together. How can you show a man losing faith with an angel next to him. My brain feels so hot can someone please microwave me.