Sons Live, Redwood Bleeds

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn't know who oprah is

as a non-american the only thing i knew about her was that josh was obsessed with her in drake & josh

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

margaret thatcher

This should not scare you away from unionizing; this should scare you towards unionizing. 

Unionize, but make sure YOU control the union, not the corporation

man oh my god i just remembered my final final exam of high school, my 7th period exam for senior year, held in the auditorium with 2 other classes and like 8 total teachers watching, a guy i was on kinda good terms with asked if id let him cheat off my exam, and i was completely unable to say no to ppl so i was like "of course clifton baby i got u" but i was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE with cheating on exams so i "got up to pee" and our teacher escorted me to the bathrooms and i was like "jack buddy listen, clifton asked me to let him cheat and i said okay but i dont wanna so can u just hover near us so he doesnt get a chance to peek?" and he was like "vicky are u dumb" and i was like "yes" so he stuck near us and after the exam ended i caught clifton after school and was like "omg im so sorry! i can't believe he just hovered around us the whole time! how unfair!" and clifton was like "omg i know! dont feel bad girl its not your fault" but like girl............ it was my fault............. im sorry clifton..............

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference