ceo of crying

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

Don't forget Step 4: Constrict access to knowledge. Use copyright claims to kill sharing of data. Put everything behing a paywall or a deluge of targeted ads. Bloat every other search/find tool with slop. And track everything.

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

took me damn near 40 years of being alive to understand that neurotypical people interpret asking clarifying questions before doing a task as you being more stupid than if you simply fuck up the task and say no one gave you the necessary information

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife