janie

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

"My beautiful princess with a disorder" and they're referring to a man

WAIT, everyone reblog this with YOUR beautiful princess with a disorder

Someone tagged this with a male character, everyone go home

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

We gotta come together