Gremlin (or so I've been told)

The thing about women is they are hot

I can not explain how much this comic has helped me over the years. I think about this constantly and it helps so much.

God bless the shuffle feature. House music. Goth. Indie rock. Hip hop. Indian metal. Music you havent thought about since you were 12. Chapell roan.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

i hope sleep takes me away from everything

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

person (non-practicing)

You will get baptized between my thighs even if we're not in a church

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

all that just to die on some random day

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”