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we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

why do gonk droid exist. whyd you give a battery a pair of legs and the ability to suffer. who the fuck makes these droids

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

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