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Listen as we say in poland "cicha rzeka brzegi rwie" I think it would be hilarious if luca started to become more assholy(affectionate) and confident the closer and more comfortable he got to centaurs.

Maybe one day he let it slip that he simply didn't like bars, that he would always go to some underground stingy rock concerts with his friends back home (and the weird graphic shirts he wears all the time are actually band tshirts)(young has *thoughs* when he shows them a photo from one of these gigs and luca clearly has black smudgy eyeliner and glitter on his eyelids).

Or at one of boods bbqs when one of the rookies cant find a bottle opener luca simply grabs the beer and opens it with his hands (the rings actually, I can say from experience its very useful and attractive(and ik hes not german but germans can open a beer with an atom of oxygen or whatever)) or a lighter (less realistic tbh I think he cares for his health and doesn't really smoke, atleast since being drafted) and when maybe ilya maybe troy maybe one of the rookies asks him about it he just shrugs and says that a friends dad taught him after one of these gigs.

and obviously bullying is his love language

Ilya: Okay, who here thought! Luca was my actual son?

Ottawa Centaurs: *Raises their hands*

*Centaurs Camp Training*

Troy: Hey guys I invented a game. Want to play?

Hayes: Sure?

Troy: It's called Shane or Anya. I give you actual quotes I've heard Rozy say, and you guess if he was talking about his husband or Anya.

Boodram: Thats easy-

I’m giggling when people jokingly say “What do you mean Archie the male model isn’t actually in a WAGs groupchat with the other boyfriends?”

I’m letting out little screeches when someone asks “Where did Luca being a huge Hollanov tumblr Stan come from? Did Rachel Reid mention that?”

I’m being fed every time there’s a post of Luca respectfully calling Scott Hunter and any older NHL star “Sir.”

I’m gaining years on my life every time a fanfiction has Ilya calling Luca his son and Anya’s big brother.

There are people harassing Connor Storrie? There are people being racist towards Hudson Williams? There are people being biphobic and ageist towards François Arnaud?

Couldn’t be me.