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He had called the family meeting specifically to discuss Sunday Night Dinner. Damian had never brought a partner around before. No one had brought a normal civilian around. This was completely unprecedented. There was no status quo to follow.

Sunday arrived. The doorbell rang. Damian snarled at Tim when he got up. He followed Alfred to the front door. Luca was standing there, shifting from foot to foot. A bouquet of flowers was in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other.

“You must be Mister Haas.” Alfred smiled.

“Yes sir. Luca. Uh, you have a big house. Fancy. These are for you.”

Alfred smiled patiently, taking the offered flowers and wine. “I am Alfred Pennyworth, the Wayne family butler. I’ll see that Master Bruce receives these.”

“Oh! Sorry!” Luca’s cheeks went rosy red. Damian smiled. “Nice to meet you, Mr. Pennyworth.”

“You as well. Come in.”

Damian kissed his boyfriend quickly on the cheek. “If anyone says anything stupid, we will leave,” He murmured.

“Dami, I’ll be fine.” Luca gave him a small smile.

Tim, Steph, and Cass were all waiting in the family room. Tim immediately paused the video game when they walked in.

“He’s cute.”

“Shut up Drake, you insolent—” Damian cut himself off when Luca nudged him slightly.

“Uh, hi. I’m Luca.”

“Oh, we know.” Steph grinned eerily.

Luca blinked, not sure what to do with that.

“Timothy Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain.” Damian nodded to each of them in turn.

“Tim, Steph, Cass.” Cass stated.

“Nice to meet you.”

“You guys are lucky Dick and Jason aren’t here yet.” Tim grinned.

Damian watched Steph send a text. His phone buzzed. An alert to the family group chat, no doubt. As expected, Duke wandered in a moment later.

“Hey Luca! I’m Duke.” He smiled. “Hope no one’s given you trouble yet.”

Luca laughed awkwardly. Damian barely stopped to fond grin from slipping past his careful mask of indifference. How was this man so adorable all the time?

Bruce was already seated at the head of the table when they went in for dinner. Luca rose his eyebrows, a silent check in. Damian was still on shaky terms with Bruce, not that Luca needed to know why. He still nodded. This was fine. Bruce would behave if he knew what was good for him.

“Dick and Jason got caught up. They won’t make it for dinner.” Bruce spoke. “Babs is assisting them. Hello Luca, I’m Bruce, Damian’s father.”

“Pleasure to meet you, sir.”

“Thank you for the flowers and wine.” Bruce looked slightly amused.

“Oh, uh, yeah. I didn’t want to come empty handed? Sorry.” Luca blushed.

“So how did the two of you meet?” And the interrogation has begun.

“Work.” Damian told him shortly, stabbing a piece of pork on his fork.

Bruce gave him a pained look. “Ah. And you’re a hockey player, Luca?”

“Yes sir. Ottawa Centaurs.”

“And what are your intentions with my son?”

“Father.” Damian levelled him with a glare nasty enough to stop armies.

Luca glanced at him, the mischief Damian knew and loved dancing in his eyes. “Ah, it is Damian who has intentions. He is the one in charge.”

Tim spat out his wine, coughing loudly in between fits of laughter. Steph positively roared with laughter. Duke didn’t even bother hiding his delight. Cass smiled.

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’m not sure you understood.”

“English is my third language. My apologies. I thought you meant in the bedroom.” Luca gave him that wide eyed innocent look.

Damian slowly let his smirk curl up on his face. Yes, Luca had won over his siblings and earned Bruce’s disdain. He considered dinner a success.

He had called the family meeting specifically to discuss Sunday Night Dinner. Damian had never brought a partner around before. No one had brought a normal civilian around. This was completely unprecedented. There was no status quo to follow.

Sunday arrived. The doorbell rang. Damian snarled at Tim when he got up. He followed Alfred to the front door. Luca was standing there, shifting from foot to foot. A bouquet of flowers was in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other.

“You must be Mister Haas.” Alfred smiled.

“Yes sir. Luca. Uh, you have a big house. Fancy. These are for you.”

Alfred smiled patiently, taking the offered flowers and wine. “I am Alfred Pennyworth, the Wayne family butler. I’ll see that Master Bruce receives these.”

“Oh! Sorry!” Luca’s cheeks went rosy red. Damian smiled. “Nice to meet you, Mr. Pennyworth.”

“You as well. Come in.”

Damian kissed his boyfriend quickly on the cheek. “If anyone says anything stupid, we will leave,” He murmured.

“Dami, I’ll be fine.” Luca gave him a small smile.

Tim, Steph, and Cass were all waiting in the family room. Tim immediately paused the video game when they walked in.

“He’s cute.”

“Shut up Drake, you insolent—” Damian cut himself off when Luca nudged him slightly.

“Uh, hi. I’m Luca.”

“Oh, we know.” Steph grinned eerily.

Luca blinked, not sure what to do with that.

“Timothy Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain.” Damian nodded to each of them in turn.

“Tim, Steph, Cass.” Cass stated.

“Nice to meet you.”

“You guys are lucky Dick and Jason aren’t here yet.” Tim grinned.

Damian watched Steph send a text. His phone buzzed. An alert to the family group chat, no doubt. As expected, Duke wandered in a moment later.

“Hey Luca! I’m Duke.” He smiled. “Hope no one’s given you trouble yet.”

Luca laughed awkwardly. Damian barely stopped to fond grin from slipping past his careful mask of indifference. How was this man so adorable all the time?

Bruce was already seated at the head of the table when they went in for dinner. Luca rose his eyebrows, a silent check in. Damian was still on shaky terms with Bruce, not that Luca needed to know why. He still nodded. This was fine. Bruce would behave if he knew what was good for him.

“Dick and Jason got caught up. They won’t make it for dinner.” Bruce spoke. “Babs is assisting them. Hello Luca, I’m Bruce, Damian’s father.”

“Pleasure to meet you, sir.”

“Thank you for the flowers and wine.” Bruce looked slightly amused.

“Oh, uh, yeah. I didn’t want to come empty handed? Sorry.” Luca blushed.

“So how did the two of you meet?” And the interrogation has begun.

“Work.” Damian told him shortly, stabbing a piece of pork on his fork.

Bruce gave him a pained look. “Ah. And you’re a hockey player, Luca?”

“Yes sir. Ottawa Centaurs.”

“And what are your intentions with my son?”

“Father.” Damian levelled him with a glare nasty enough to stop armies.

Luca glanced at him, the mischief Damian knew and loved dancing in his eyes. “Ah, it is Damian who has intentions. He is the one in charge.”

Tim spat out his wine, coughing loudly in between fits of laughter. Steph positively roared with laughter. Duke didn’t even bother hiding his delight. Cass smiled.

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’m not sure you understood.”

“English is my third language. My apologies. I thought you meant in the bedroom.” Luca gave him that wide eyed innocent look.

Damian slowly let his smirk curl up on his face. Yes, Luca had won over his siblings and earned Bruce’s disdain. He considered dinner a success.

I like to think of Youngs mama acting like Ellen Harvelle with that being after the death of her husband in a hunting accident she locked down all talk of it

She does have an old hunting friend who she tells when she says shes taking a case in ottawa after spending a good 10+ years in retirement and tells them what to do if she doesnt respond to check-ins,

Young was considered 'too young' to learn abt the truth of it all before his dad died with most of his training being in shooting a gun, he genuinely thinks of his dad as someone who believed in a lotta wacko stuff (his mums influence) who gave him strange charms and took him to the shooting range a lot

He does however, have an anti-possesion sigil tattooed on the back of his ankle as a gift when he turned 18 and wears a lot of silver

For young when all the monster stuff starts going down he just thinks its a weirdly close wolf

Also im mixing wolfwalkers and werewolves more here so they can shift when they want aside from full moons and do in fact turn into animals unlike the spn werewolves, they still have the stereotypical weaknesses like silver and wolfsbane (full moon crazies mean they genuinely act like raging beasts unless someone who knows them calls their name or throws an item of clothing at them)

I imagine luca gets turned the summer of 2021 going into the 21-22 season when training with Ilya during a full moon accident so he knows nothing about wolves or hunters

Yes he is appropriately horrified when they find a deer on their doorstep and his mouth kinda tastes like blood when he wakes up one day

Strange behaviour young notices abt luca after the turn: his eyes reflect light like cats eyes (nd other animals do), he no longer needs glasses, on the ice hes faster and has way more endurance, he avoids young when he wears jewellery, he hears everything [he was complaining abt hearing the fridge buzzing from his room] and his teeth seem to shift without him going to the dentist/using a retainer (tooth gap gets shorter, canines get sharper and some of his bottom jaw molars also change shape)

Young does have a few hunter habits (carrying holy water, knowing how to pick locks, having tigers eye on his person always and always carrying salt containers in the boot of his car) but he also just has some hunting stuff hes completely unaware of (the welcome rug his mom bought the flat has a devils trap underneath it, one of his favourite pendants actually has a wolfsbane leaf sealed in glass that can be broken and brought out in an emergency)

honestly mixing these two together might be whats best. I just cant imagine either ilya or luca tearing a human for their heart (ik ik that technically they could do cows or other animals but I think it was implied that its very hard to have any control during full moon)

also i can imagine that its shane who explains to him everything about the furry problem while ilya about hunters since imo he would have more experience with them (I think russia would have a lot of them)

No yeah spn lore for werewolves just doesnt fit the vibe of Luca, Ilya or Shane and also its just my general pref for werewolves that can also shift whenever (i blame my sister who loved watching the twilight films when i was growing up) i think in the show we dont get much focus on werewolves like obv their introductaty episode where sams love interest is turned and shit but as seasons went on the lowk focused on vampires and their ability to abstain from human blood w the episode Claire got turned (and also Garth being a wolf) being acceptions to this rather than any focus on werewolf mythology but defo the implication is they have the least control on a full moon

Shane is defo the one who knows the most abt mythology of being a werewolf/wolfwalker whilst i think ilya has the most lived experience to dealing w hunters (not to give Russia their own men of letters branch but it would add to the potential angst so much, a junior hockey team demanding it be made fully of wolves vs the rozanovs being hunters, irinia being a wolf denied her ability to connect w thar side and suffering so much she chose the Final Escape over continuing to endure not being allowed to shift)

i think luca wouldn't have a lot of control over his wolf form at the beginning, maybe he even sleeps over hollanov mansion at the start of the season?? but I do agree we should have gotten so much more werewolves in the spn there is so much that isn't fully explained and honestly it would me much more interesting than one vampire nest after the other

congratulations you just made Ilya have so much more trauma! would his father expect from him even more perfection because of that and would his relationship with his brother be even more stranded because he is not a wolf and followed in the family's career path? that is genius i love it

No yeah i imagine getting used to the constant sensory overload is one helluva learning curve, that alongside tooth ache and other shit. Luca growls at ilya once and then goes bright red.

Id like to thank the academy for giving me the traumatising ilya rozanov a tad more award, i think the consequence of ilya being a wolf would be his dad views him as a prized investment not a family member, hes more like a racehorse, something to be pushed and trained thats only meant to bring in awards and prestige not a son, not something he wants inheriting the rozanov name. Idk how alexi would respond but i agree w what u think, he definitely inheretid his dads opinion of ilya (probably goes so far as to say he doesnr have a brother or calls ilya a mutt)

while ilya and shane are so helpful and supportive I just know that ilya finds a lot of it hilarious

honestly I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said about ilyas award and for that I am sure you will get nominated for that award atleast once more

any young / yaas headcanons to share with the class? 🥺and by class i mean me because i am utterly obsessed with yasss (AND I loveEee your luca headcanons 😌😌🫶)

Do I have any Young and Yaas hcs? Do I EVER. I genuinely have too many things to put into one posts, so if you want more just lmk cause I am always open to sharing with the class, (also thank you hehe)

Ahem.

I have his physical description for all the rookies in this post, but for Young specifically his name to me is Liam. He’s Korean-Canadian, freckles and shoulder length hair. He’s called ‘the next Shane Hollander’ which honestly has more to do with him being Asian and not really his hockey and it defiantly does a number to his confidence since he grew up idolizing Shane and is now only being seen next to him because of the colour of his skin, despite them being on a line together and having great scoring numbers

More about his appearance though, he was born with a cleft lip so he still has a slight scar from that surgery. He’s really insecure about it but Luca LOVES to kiss it. He’ll kiss his forehead, tip of his nose where his freckles are the most predominant, each cheek, then the scar right above his lips THEN on the lips. It’s a whole thing that always makes Young giggle and smile and it’s Luca’s lil way of pulling him out of his head

Generally in their relationship it’s Young helping Luca and ‘taking care of him’, but Young does struggle with not necessarily jealously, but a sense of inferiority playing on the same line as Luca and Shane. Shane who he’s only seen comparable to with his ethnicity and Luca is always seen as the better player of the two. Reporters will always ask questions about Luca instead of himself, like “How does it feel to play on the same line as such an amazing player” whenever they’re on the same line and “What can you say about Luca’s two goals” when Young got the assists, but the focus is always Luca. It defiantly created some tension in their relationship towards the start, but after they learn to talk about their feelings instead of bottling them up Luca loves to take care of Young and remind him that he is his own star, he doesn’t owe anyone any of his talent and he’s so happy to play the game he loves together, and yeah it’s all sorts of sappy

They do daily affirmations together after Young’s first breakdown with all this. Ya’ll know that like self care pet app Finch? Yeah they got that. They are best friends on it and Luca loves to send Young daily affirmations and little gifts for his bird and they both have a streak of like 200 days where they send eachother sweet sentiments

Acts of service Young and quality time Luca

On the opposite side, their love language with eachother is teasing eachother and Young is a professional rage baiter, so more often then not the team sees them tackling eachother and chirping eachother than actually being a couple, until the chirping turns into foreplay. They’re very much a mini version of Hollanov in this sense

Chronic clothes thieves, nothing is sacred. More often then not Young is in Luca’s hoodies ‘cause they smell like him’ and he wears it like a fucking safety blanket

Luca LOVES playing with Young’s hair. It’s long enough he needs to tie it back before games, so Luca having grown up with a ton of sisters, always braids it for him

Young also knows how to braid hair, because he has a twin sister, but shhhh he loves Luca dotting on him so he pretends to be dumb about it even though Luca also knows he’s being dumb about it

Ok so like in my streamer au, Young and Luca accidentally hard launch via their stream. After they get their streaming privileges back (it takes some begging and a lot of coffees to Harris), they will always be in eachothers’ streams. Like Young will be streaming Valorant and crashing tf out and Luca’s just lying on his bed like ‘what do you want for dinner’ and Young will turn and sweetly say ‘anything you want is good with me’ and then go back to yelling at the stream. His chat is always giving him shit for how whipped he is and Luca ends up drawing him a ‘simp’ emote that the chat loves

In turn when Luca does do a rare solo stream Young will like fall asleep with his head in Luca’s lap cause his desk is right next to his bed so he just like lies across, and Luca jokes he’s a cat

Luca gets Young into skincare after he realizes Young washes his face with bar soap, and in turn Young wanted to learn how to do makeup so now they do their makeup together before they go out and it’s really cute (Young is an eyeliner diva)

Young isn’t the best cook, but he always cooks the meat cause Luca makes it as dry as a fucking desert. Especially chicken, he’s not allowed to cook chicken anymore after Holmberg almost chocked on it cause it was so dry

Young consumes an ungodly amount of caffeine. I’m talking two red bulls a day and dry scooping pre-workout, no one knows how his heart is still working ok

There’s one time Young is going through a horrific slump and so he starts eating the most random shit, like would make pregnancy cravings look normal. One day he made a ‘not even hell can understand this’ soup, which consists of blueberries, reeses pieces, protein powder, spinach and banana milk all mixed together, sometimes with tuna on the side of he wants extra protein. He proceeded to get his first career hat trick after this, so this becomes a regular thing, much to the dismay of his teammates

The two of them always take little trinkets from places and put them in a memory box they have together. They have a book filled with polaroids of like places they’ve been, receipts of restaurants they went to and review, tickets from their concerts, coasters and notepads they stole from hotels, a doll that Luca is 97% sure is haunted that Young got from a fan, etc.

Anytime Luca and Young play a horror game together/watch a horror movie Luca is burying himself into Young’s side and crying over the ‘scary monsters’ (it’s a shadow). Compare this to Young who is predicting who the killers will be and saying all the jumpscares before they happened and annoys everyone in the room. Only for horror movies though, he still sucks with horror games

They have a sweet little grey fluff ball cat that has the mentality of an orange cat, if that makes sense. She like snuck into their apartment one day, (they still do not know how), and then just like never left. Her name is Gravy, named by Young. And no, no one knows the context of that one, not even Young himself.

Young spoils tf out of that cat, she’s very cuddly and has genuinely a half room in their apartment for herself. Luca’s art room/Young’s streaming room gets shuffled around so there’s a whole like cat jungle gym, climbing wall, three different scratching posts and any toy you could ever want set up on one wall. Gravy becomes famous on the twitch channels since Young’s face cam shows that wall and so many times you just see a cat leap across the back

They do matching couples Halloween costumes, and yes this does include Gravy as their child. Young claims he birthed her, and Luca has to remind him that’s not how that works, even if he claims the same thing

These next ones are more NSFW:

Listen, Luca is such a bottom, but Young somehow out bottoms him. At least in my mind. They switch, but normally it’s Luca fucking Young and LP and Holmberg would like to delete their ears after hearing that (Young is very noisy)

Young is bi as hell, but he’s always preferred guys, though he hasn’t hooked up with any guys before because he was always scared of his parents finding out (they weren’t open at first but now are super supportive). Anyways Luca is Young’s first time, and like it was great 10/10 Young was a changed man after that, but there was the incident where Young was sucking Luca’s dick the first time and fucking bite his dick by accident, and I don’t mean scraped his teeth, I mean he fully sank his teeth in and left marks and Luca let out such a loud shriek LaPointe AND Holmberg ran in cause they thought like someone died. Young has still not lived that one down

Up until meeting Luca, Young only had like vanilla sex, and then he took that BDSM quiz and now yeah there isn’t much these two haven’t tried. It’s quite common to see either one of them with rope marks on their wrists atp

They both have a praise kink, just gotta say it

Luca has more than a few NSFW sketches of Young in a sketchbook he protects with nuclear codes (under the bed). Not even Young knows about this, and when he finds out he just about combusts on the spot and fucks Luca silly over it

if young ever even mentioned cutting his hair luca would turn to violence

harris def prints those simp stickers to glue to youngs (and ilyas) forehead during practice/filming the content for socials/general centaurs outings

young took the phrase "attack your heart before it attacks you" to the heart

(when young eats this soup the rookies are def trying to make him stop, they make barfing noises, shake some protein bars/shakes in front of him, straight up plead, try to steal the plate etc)

they absolutely had to buy/make multiple of these trinket boxes to fit everything they have and luca def painted on the cover of that book

gravy is the most spoiled cat on the planet earth and should hold the guinness record for it

holberg and lapointe are scarred for life but also they have so much chirping and blackmail material thanks to that

the first time either of them show up at practice with rope marks and bruises the vets are so concerned and stage an intervention trust

I like to think of Youngs mama acting like Ellen Harvelle with that being after the death of her husband in a hunting accident she locked down all talk of it

She does have an old hunting friend who she tells when she says shes taking a case in ottawa after spending a good 10+ years in retirement and tells them what to do if she doesnt respond to check-ins,

Young was considered 'too young' to learn abt the truth of it all before his dad died with most of his training being in shooting a gun, he genuinely thinks of his dad as someone who believed in a lotta wacko stuff (his mums influence) who gave him strange charms and took him to the shooting range a lot

He does however, have an anti-possesion sigil tattooed on the back of his ankle as a gift when he turned 18 and wears a lot of silver

For young when all the monster stuff starts going down he just thinks its a weirdly close wolf

Also im mixing wolfwalkers and werewolves more here so they can shift when they want aside from full moons and do in fact turn into animals unlike the spn werewolves, they still have the stereotypical weaknesses like silver and wolfsbane (full moon crazies mean they genuinely act like raging beasts unless someone who knows them calls their name or throws an item of clothing at them)

I imagine luca gets turned the summer of 2021 going into the 21-22 season when training with Ilya during a full moon accident so he knows nothing about wolves or hunters

Yes he is appropriately horrified when they find a deer on their doorstep and his mouth kinda tastes like blood when he wakes up one day

Strange behaviour young notices abt luca after the turn: his eyes reflect light like cats eyes (nd other animals do), he no longer needs glasses, on the ice hes faster and has way more endurance, he avoids young when he wears jewellery, he hears everything [he was complaining abt hearing the fridge buzzing from his room] and his teeth seem to shift without him going to the dentist/using a retainer (tooth gap gets shorter, canines get sharper and some of his bottom jaw molars also change shape)

Young does have a few hunter habits (carrying holy water, knowing how to pick locks, having tigers eye on his person always and always carrying salt containers in the boot of his car) but he also just has some hunting stuff hes completely unaware of (the welcome rug his mom bought the flat has a devils trap underneath it, one of his favourite pendants actually has a wolfsbane leaf sealed in glass that can be broken and brought out in an emergency)

honestly mixing these two together might be whats best. I just cant imagine either ilya or luca tearing a human for their heart (ik ik that technically they could do cows or other animals but I think it was implied that its very hard to have any control during full moon)

also i can imagine that its shane who explains to him everything about the furry problem while ilya about hunters since imo he would have more experience with them (I think russia would have a lot of them)

No yeah spn lore for werewolves just doesnt fit the vibe of Luca, Ilya or Shane and also its just my general pref for werewolves that can also shift whenever (i blame my sister who loved watching the twilight films when i was growing up) i think in the show we dont get much focus on werewolves like obv their introductaty episode where sams love interest is turned and shit but as seasons went on the lowk focused on vampires and their ability to abstain from human blood w the episode Claire got turned (and also Garth being a wolf) being acceptions to this rather than any focus on werewolf mythology but defo the implication is they have the least control on a full moon

Shane is defo the one who knows the most abt mythology of being a werewolf/wolfwalker whilst i think ilya has the most lived experience to dealing w hunters (not to give Russia their own men of letters branch but it would add to the potential angst so much, a junior hockey team demanding it be made fully of wolves vs the rozanovs being hunters, irinia being a wolf denied her ability to connect w thar side and suffering so much she chose the Final Escape over continuing to endure not being allowed to shift)

i think luca wouldn't have a lot of control over his wolf form at the beginning, maybe he even sleeps over hollanov mansion at the start of the season?? but I do agree we should have gotten so much more werewolves in the spn there is so much that isn't fully explained and honestly it would me much more interesting than one vampire nest after the other

congratulations you just made Ilya have so much more trauma! would his father expect from him even more perfection because of that and would his relationship with his brother be even more stranded because he is not a wolf and followed in the family's career path? that is genius i love it

I like to think of Youngs mama acting like Ellen Harvelle with that being after the death of her husband in a hunting accident she locked down all talk of it

She does have an old hunting friend who she tells when she says shes taking a case in ottawa after spending a good 10+ years in retirement and tells them what to do if she doesnt respond to check-ins,

Young was considered 'too young' to learn abt the truth of it all before his dad died with most of his training being in shooting a gun, he genuinely thinks of his dad as someone who believed in a lotta wacko stuff (his mums influence) who gave him strange charms and took him to the shooting range a lot

He does however, have an anti-possesion sigil tattooed on the back of his ankle as a gift when he turned 18 and wears a lot of silver

For young when all the monster stuff starts going down he just thinks its a weirdly close wolf

Also im mixing wolfwalkers and werewolves more here so they can shift when they want aside from full moons and do in fact turn into animals unlike the spn werewolves, they still have the stereotypical weaknesses like silver and wolfsbane (full moon crazies mean they genuinely act like raging beasts unless someone who knows them calls their name or throws an item of clothing at them)

I imagine luca gets turned the summer of 2021 going into the 21-22 season when training with Ilya during a full moon accident so he knows nothing about wolves or hunters

Yes he is appropriately horrified when they find a deer on their doorstep and his mouth kinda tastes like blood when he wakes up one day

Strange behaviour young notices abt luca after the turn: his eyes reflect light like cats eyes (nd other animals do), he no longer needs glasses, on the ice hes faster and has way more endurance, he avoids young when he wears jewellery, he hears everything [he was complaining abt hearing the fridge buzzing from his room] and his teeth seem to shift without him going to the dentist/using a retainer (tooth gap gets shorter, canines get sharper and some of his bottom jaw molars also change shape)

Young does have a few hunter habits (carrying holy water, knowing how to pick locks, having tigers eye on his person always and always carrying salt containers in the boot of his car) but he also just has some hunting stuff hes completely unaware of (the welcome rug his mom bought the flat has a devils trap underneath it, one of his favourite pendants actually has a wolfsbane leaf sealed in glass that can be broken and brought out in an emergency)

honestly mixing these two together might be whats best. I just cant imagine either ilya or luca tearing a human for their heart (ik ik that technically they could do cows or other animals but I think it was implied that its very hard to have any control during full moon)

also i can imagine that its shane who explains to him everything about the furry problem while ilya about hunters since imo he would have more experience with them (I think russia would have a lot of them)

I wanna lean he needs socks cause he would OCD hate touching the dirty floor, but he also seems like the type to HATE how they make his feet feel gross and sweaty after hockey. Either way he wears them inside out to avoid those damn seams

like at home hed never put on the socks because he knows its clean and even if its not those are his and ilyas germs, he knows what happened on this floor and what he/their cleaning person used. Also because of that they have a thermostat that controls the floor heating so that if he is cold he will not be forced to put socks on

(Planning to have the complete Twitter verse up in a few days, but I have like doubled the length I originally intended cause I’m having too much fun, so…)

Also thank you all for 100 followers, crazy that many of yall like listening to me yap, I seriously appreciate it!!

"Good luck:)" Shane says, as he is facing off against Luca in the SUI v CAN game.

"I'll fucking end you." Luca growls.

Shane loses the face-off, because What the Fuck.

Luca scores a goal. "Nice goal, son;)" Ilya says, bc he's been calling Luca his work son for months now and he knows Luca lowk likes it.

"I am not your son now," Luca says, his Swiss accent sharper than ever, "We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch."

Turns out the 'baby' has won every (junior) worlds/europe hockey championship he was in, and it was bc he was a determined and competitive asf captain.

Shane is weirdly proud of this fact. Ilya finds it hilarious. Wyatt takes a puck right to his face from Luca, and he's not entirely sure it's accidental.