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The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.

Ilya always had been a light sleeper, so no matter how lightly they stepped he was awake moments after the first shocked gasp.

Ilya knows it’s over for him. There’s no mistaking that there’s a man asleep on his chest in a clearly non-platonic cuddle. Usually Ilya would be punching the intruder, threatening violence to try and ensure they kept their mouth shut but he has quickly realised something far more important. With the way they are sleeping, Ilya on his underneath on his back and Shane on his stomach on top with his face pressed into the gap between Ilya’s neck and the couch, they can’t see his face.

He quickly pulls Shane’s hood up over his head to hide hair and rests a hand over it to gently discourage Shane from moving it should he start to wake up.

So Ilya just stares down his team and goes “you can be upset, but are going to be fucking quiet about it because if you wake my guest I’m sending all my blackmail on you to your wives, and then start fucking them to help them get over the divorce.”

So the whole “You’re fucking gay!” “No, I’m a fucking bi who is fucking a gay” conversation happens at a furious whisper, with Shane blissfully sleeping on Ilya’s chest as life implodes around him.

Shane may be a deep sleeper - and the argument in whispers - but even he starts to stir at the noise.

Ilya can’t have him moving his face into visibility now, so he just scruffs the back of his neck harshly and pressed him deeper into his shoulder.

Shane lets out a pleased (and not at all quiet) moan, and - worried that he is going to start talking - Ilya realises he needs to shut him up.

So he glares at the Bears to be quiet, while suddenly putting on the softest voice they have ever heard him use as he goes, “shhh quiet time now mоя любовь. Back to sleep.” And then shoves his fingers into Shane’s mouth.

Yesterday I discovered my boyfriend was cheating me with HIS friend, the same friend who was with us and MY friends group (they are also friends with the stupid cheater) last week in a dinner... She even hugged me and talk to me like nothing🫠🫠

I wrote to his mother (his family was great to me, they even invited me to latins restaurants because I'm from latin america) and told her I cannot visit her anymore because her son cheated on me, i even sent her a picture of him and the girl (Just because I can). Was it rancorous? Maybe , but I don't care. His mother was nice to me and even invited me to her home to collect all the stuff I had in their house... I took advantage of being there and brought all the gifts I made, LOL (I NOW HAVE THE HAIKYUU MANGAS I BOUGHT FOR HIM, JAJAJAJAJ).

Cut to Ilya Rozanov hundreds of miles away up at 3 in the morning almost breaking his phone screen from how hard he's gripping it after replaying the 7 second clip for the 200th time and he's never been more hard in his life.

And he's the only one who knows where Shane Hollander learned to ride.

Yesterday I discovered my boyfriend was cheating me with HIS friend, the same friend who was with us and MY friends group (they are also friends with the stupid cheater) last week in a dinner... She even hugged me and talk to me like nothing🫠🫠

I wrote to his mother (his family was great to me, they even invited me to latins restaurants because I'm from latin america) and told her I cannot visit her anymore because her son cheated on me, i even sent her a picture of him and the girl (Just because I can). Was it rancorous? Maybe , but I don't care. His mother was nice to me and even invited me to her home to collect all the stuff I had in their house... I took advantage of being there and brought all the gifts I made, LOL (I NOW HAVE THE HAIKYUU MANGAS I BOUGHT FOR HIM, JAJAJAJAJ).