Gonna touch yo butt

when someone asks how you’re doing and they don’t wanna hear “idk, things are superficially okay but there’s some kind of emptiness in me that can’t be filled no matter what connections I try to make” 🙄

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny