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If a Girl is Sleepy (🥱) but not Cosy (🛏), she may reward you with a Bounty if you can provide her with a source of Cosy (🛏).

The Bounty is Girl Cuddles.

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

My wife’s godson has known me since before I transitioned. He was at our wedding when I was still presenting as a guy. A few months after I came out he came to visit us for a while and he and I hung out and played animal crossing together. That night we got a message from his mom because he’d been asking when my wife married someone else. His mom had to explain to him that I was the same person but I was a woman now. The kicker is I didn’t even change my name when I came out so this kid thought that my wife and I had broken up and she found someone who looked almost identical and had the same name but was a lady this time and married her instead.

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

OP I hope you realize this is a REAL strategy in PVP for the hit online mmorpg Wizard101

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

they removed the gay from rainbow road

rainbow road july 1st

having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins