all art is quite useless

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

Doctor Who Van Gogh episode except it’s Silver and he has a panic attack inside a Long John Silver’s fast food restaurant

[Image description: a screenshot of John Silver from Black Sails grimacing and edited over a Long John Silver’s. End image description.]