da bear

shane and ilya get married and live together and shane’s goes “you’re like always stealing my hoodies” and ilya goes “actually☝️they are our hoodies. was in the marriage agreement.” “marriage agreement?” “yes, says: ilya can wear all of shane’s hoodies whenever he wants because they are now his hoodies, too.” “… then I can steal your shirts.” “oh nooo. noooo shane do not do thaaat. that would be terrible. I would haaaate to see my husband in my clothes. noooo.”

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

you will not call others theyfabs or theymabs unless they label themselves that. You will not screencap people using bun/bunself and slap them in cringe comps. Do you understand?

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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