shane and ilya get married and live together and shane’s goes “you’re like always stealing my hoodies” and ilya goes “actually☝️they are our hoodies. was in the marriage agreement.” “marriage agreement?” “yes, says: ilya can wear all of shane’s hoodies whenever he wants because they are now his hoodies, too.” “… then I can steal your shirts.” “oh nooo. noooo shane do not do thaaat. that would be terrible. I would haaaate to see my husband in my clothes. noooo.”






















