Stay in your (sweet) coma.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad