a weed among weeds

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

thou hast tee'd thy last hee