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funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

Hall of Fame, Oscar, Emmy, goddamn golden globe award love these dudes

they're making a Chris Hansen biopic with Robert Pattinson in it....

robert Pattinson voice: my hungry ass will eat just about anything

imagine if every time you had sex you could hear a narrator describing the scene but it was like a video essayist with poor media analysis skills critiquing the themes and mischaracterizing you as he describes your life and psychological profile

it only happens during sex. your partner can hear it too. sometimes he will flat out make up lore that isn't well supported by the facts of your life like an elden ring lore YouTuber does.

this is honestly such a good idea

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Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

#this made me cry INSTANTLY#I think you’ve unlocked sans’ actual theme#sans wouldn’t want megalovania to be is theme. he’s a dork. megalovania is the theme he’s forced into when the world is being torn apart (via @theladyem)

The outro theme to the darkest, saddest anime imaginable