So Many Fandoms So Little Time

Um. Insane teaser for the new d20 season? Finger's crossed they're doing acoc toy story version? Oh my god???? I'm so excited!

dropout wtf was that trailer

It’s all well and good if the CCOD finale wasn’t your thing but also I feel we are all forgetting something: this season was directly inspired by WWDITS. Ya know, the show that brought us “I drank the blood of some people and the people were on drugs and now I am a wizard.”? The one that had some good throughline emotional beats but was mostly Bit fuckin City? I mean Zac’s character was based on Zoolander!! Murph was a vampire who thinks he’s some sort of Batman!! THERE WAS A GHOUL HORSE NAMED GHORSE. Batchild swallowed a missile in the first episode! They wrote off multiple shit shows as “Banksy’s”!! If you wanted a serious season and got a silly one I get it. But you can’t pretend this was ever all that serious outside of Brennan’s signature capitalism and fascism sucks tropes. You can’t criticize something on criteria it never met (or really even intended to meet) in the first place.

i love that whenever someone blames darkness man for anything, murph immediately starts screaming his defenses

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

God forbid we have characters not get along and people being suspicious and some bad faith and dubious morality in this fictional narrative about Vampires

Cody watched Mitch pretend to be a pile of trash and was bewitched body and soul. That seven foot tall monster curled into a ball on the floor and pretended to be literal garbage and Cody’s response was, “I can’t not fuck him.”

I know some people are probably upset about how off the rails that finale was but I had the best time of my life I love you d20 forever and ever

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

Your “hear me out” character cannot be Gorse the horse, that is a conventionally attractive horse