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LOUIS: mkay, but at least we're on a roll. LOUIS: but did we expect anything less? LOUIS: also, LOUIS:

i found myself wondering how in the word that us brits have convinced the world that we are all so posh. i'm half certain that most of us grew up arguing over whose turn it was to put the kettle on and apoloizing every five minutes. feels like we're all pulling off this big con. @partridgelou

listen, mate, i have no idea where that idea comes from. i think it has something to do with the accent, but i definitely don't consider myself posh. i still wear tracksuits on my days off, and i eat my breakfast on the sofa like everyone else. but hey, i choose to believe it's one of the few perks the house of tudor and the astors passed down to us mere commoners. god knows what kind of reputation we'd have if it weren't for the castles, the titles, and centuries of pretending we know what we're doing.

i heard something and i had to come straight to you. is it true that you're going to play the next james bond? i think you would be amazing in it. @partridgelou

and i could see you coming from a mile away, mcrae. but to answer your question, i can neither confirm nor deny that i'm the next james bond. would be pretty wicked, wouldn't it? why, thank you, lass. i promise you'll be the first person i text if it ever gets announced.

You didn't have to press play. You really don't have to listen to any of the songs that I wrote. Especially the ones about you. I was just writing about my feelings.... some of them are nice? I think. At least one of them is, anyway. Yeah, you lost the privilege to call me any nickname.

ohkay, nice talking to you, olivia. always a hoot.

Judging me? Well, now I'm judging you, actually. You should be more focused on work, especially seeing as you're supposed to be enjoying promo with my girl, Millie. Instead, you're entirely too focused on the World Cup. Anyone would think you were on the field with the team, the way you talk about them. I do miss you and I know you only offered me your house to be kind, but now I'm offering you mine so we can spend time together. Who knows when we'll both get busy again? We should make the most of this and well, maybe we could pay an extortionate price and get some tickets for a game. The USA and England and both still in. Could be fun, right?

and who's to say i can't enjoy and focus on both? i know there's that stereotype that men can't multitask, but evolution should've proved by now that that's complete bollocks. i'll have you know i can make toast and heat up baked beans in a casserole dish at the same time. i'm basically a househusband at this point. babe, i'm british. not having at least a little love for the national team is basically a crime, and the lads are fully entitled to judge and point fingers. i appreciate that and i appreciate you. but does this mean i'm allowed to have a key to your place? if you say no, i'm immediately taking that question back and pretending it never happened. yeah, england is definitely in...

Oh, wow, thank you so much! Honestly, hearing that means the world to me. Lexa is a character who will always hold a massive piece of my heart, and that sacrifice scene with Clarke was just so devastatingly to film. Knowing that it still resonates as an iconic moment for people is incredibly rewarding. Playing these gritty, complex, and fiercely resilient women is exactly my kind of thing I both intentionally and unintentionally carved out. Just glad it translates. Yes, that thread of female empowerment and complex storytelling is absolutely continuing into my newer projects like Godzilla.

you're very welcome. that's understandable and you're lucky to have a character you can look back on with so much pride and fondness. that sacrifice scene was wild, not gonna lie. it was absolutely heartbreaking but so good at the same time. it just goes to show how a character's death can make you love them even more. that's true, but i have to admit that when i first started watching fear the walking dead, i thought alicia was such a spoiled, selfish teenager. she grew on me pretty quickly, though.. unlike her stepbrother. we don't talk about him. that's awesome. so you're not the type of actress who wants to play the pining damsel in distress? although, to be fair, i feel like that would be a bit anticlimactic to watch.

yeah, pretty much. all it really takes is how someone presents it and not necessarily the actual presentation, you know? give me that confidence and i'll end up robbing a bank with you probably. most people had no idea he actually could. they just assume him doing background vocals was just for show. i think people damn near fell out of their chairs at the one shows where he proved all that wrong. oh, you know i do. i've got my whole rotation for him and nick locked and loaded. that alone means no further effort needed. by the power of aquamarine, i know pronounce you a jonas brother.

so we're not ruling out a trip to bangkok? i was going to suggest vegas, but i feel like you're already a little too rooted there, so where's the fun in that? when you say robbing a bank are we talking wild west or ocean's eleven? because there's a huge difference. i've played enough red dead redemption to know i prefer the old school approach. though i'm not entirely convinced a few sticks of tnt would get us through a modern vault. would be pretty wicked if they did, though. and now i obviously have to look up his voice on youtube because, to be completely honest with you, i didn't have the slightest idea what he sounded like either. now that's brotherhood at its finest, jonas. but there have to be some perks to being the notorious middle child in a brother band. i'm rooting for you. i sea-shall make you proud.

feel like i'm slacking here since i haven't checked in on you lately. give me the whole rundown and more importantly, let me know when we're reuniting. @partridgelou

and with that being said, i'm obviously going to judge you. you know i need my monthly support-horan check-ins. otherwise, i'm going to spiral, and nobody wants to witness that. other than promoting a few projects here and there, doing brand shoots and spending whatever time i can with sadie whenever our schedules line up, i'm honestly not up to much. what about you? how've you been doing?

At least Sadie brings you back to earth, which is why she's my favourite. I might missed you too, you idiot. It's a good thing we're not done just yet, NYC premiere was great, wasn't it? Even if we didn't get to talk as much as I would've liked! Oh, Sadie, my love… she needs to be reminded she's absolutely right about everything, and that I give her my condolences for having to put up with you… but, tag she's it, I already did for years now so yeah, it's definitely her turn.

brings me back to earth? when did i ever leave this glorious little self destructive planet? i know, but i may or may not have spent some of that free time with sadie. and on top of that, long distance sucks, so i'll take whatever time i can get with her. sure was but do we really need to talk to keep this friendship afloat? i reckon we could just communicate through hand signals, and that'd probably cover it. under normal circumstances i'd argue, but even i have to admit she deserves some grace for putting up with me. oi? rude, mills.

of all the friends in all the places, am i not the greatest? why might i be asking? because i just happened to get you a vintage "the smiths" t-shirt signed by morrissey himself. you officially have permission to freak out now. i had it framed and am having it shipped to your place as a belated birthday present. [ @partridgelou ]

i'm not freaking out? who's freaking out? i'm definitely not internally vibrating or fighting the overwhelming urge to scream like a teenage beatles fan. listen, fam, that's honestly the best belated birthday present i could've received. thank you so much. i'd give you something in return, but we both know i don't have nearly as many awesome friends as you do.

Which single? I have three of them and only one was about you, so. Stupid Song was about someone who asked me out on the streets of New York and I said no to him. He did call me pretty though so that was a boost to the ego. It's Olivia but thank you. I've had a lot good feedback about the album so I'm proud of me, too.

then i think it's pretty obvious which single i was referring to. it's not like i sat there and listened to the entire album. honestly, the only reason i even pressed play was because my instagram was flooded with comments about it, so yeah. good for you for saying no to random guys. alrighty then.. but congrats either way.

Why am I being abused for a sport I don't even watch? When will the inhumanity end? Can't believe I'm being victimised like this. No, it's fine. If it gets all your excitement and frustration out, I won't complain too much. England got through to the next round, didn't they? Surprised you're not out here with the huge crowds of English fans, watching all these shows and drinking until they forget their own names.

sometimes it's like i don't even know you. and for the love of sir bobby charlton, don't ever say those words out loud. the football gods might hear you.. but hey, even if you did complain, i'd probably ignore it for the sake of my own sanity. i'd just twist your words into something that remotely resembles hype. you must have me confused with someone who enjoys massive crowds. i'm much more of a pub kind of lad. sit in silence, drink a pint and then collectively rise to our feet either to complain or lose our shit.

Sorry I haven't been around much for the World Cup games, but realistically, the games are being hosted in my country so why don't you fly on over here and catch the next one in person rather than watching on a screen? I miss you too and this would be the perfect excuse to spend more time together. For once, you can actually stay at my place to make up for all the time I spent at yours.

you should know by now that i'm judging you from a great distance with one eyebrow raised and my smile long gone. the audacity of this ginger.. but since you're pulling the "gee, i really miss my boyfriend and i love him so, so, so much" card, i'm gonna let it slide. i could use a bit of a breather. and you do realize that me letting you stay at my place was never meant to turn into some tit for tat situation, right? at least it brought us together.

honestly, i didn't expect so many to be invited to come with. seems every member is invited people. i only invited one person cause i had to have my best friend come see me. maybe you can be at some point and i can invite you whenever we do something like this again. thank! i'm so proud of us and i'm so glad we have all army's love even after being away for awhile there.

hey, who doesn't love a little group bonding every now and then? kinda weird the tabloids didn't pick up on the fact that half of hollywood showed up in madrid. so, did you end up enjoying the friend-cation, or are you secretly an introvert like me? and that's what baffles me. you somehow came back even bigger, even more international, and more relevant than ever. maybe i should consider becoming an idol just for the sake of never running out of relevance.

i was already on board the second you said you had a proposition. but hearing the details has me fully invested. you've got the hair and that's enough and for what it's worth, people just assumed kevin didn't sing for years. they'd do the same with you never realizing that that surprise single dropping is never going to happen. busting out the wildcard song. i'm impressed. we'll make sure that aquamarine is on during the audition, too, for the full authentic effect.

are you one of those people who just jumps on anything presented to them? because in that case, we should take a trip to bangkok. not really sure why, but the hangover made it look kind of lit. you're joking? they didn't know kevin was singing? i want to say poor kevin, but i have a feeling you're still using it as a punchline whenever he annoys you. mate.. you're reading my mind, because i was literally thinking about aquamarine while coming up with a jonas brothers song. damn, there's nothing like a young sara paxton wearing starfish earrings.