Year 30: When can I stop facing reality?

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

pregnant with a bag of peas

To all the people saying “fetish shit”, yall ought to see how much menstrual smut there is on AO3. The only functional difference would be the lack of mess and a change in how we fap.

… not the account I thought I was using but. I stand by this.

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people