idk what im doing

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

the thing about dean winchester is that he is the Man Toucher

people do not appreciate this enough

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

taps mic. came back wrong because i had to. came back wrong because there was no other choice. came back wrong because it's what my past self would have wanted—to be sacrificed in the name of survival. came back wrong because maybe to you i could've kept going how i was, how you liked me, but this world you perpetuate was so hostile and hungry i had to grow spines lest i be eaten up by it. came back wrong and i cant stand what i've become but at least i am alive and at least there is hope. is this thing on

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

Rotating the blorbo in the microwave of your mind just says so much. No specifics needed.