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it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Why was that so scary Mr Arnold. Mr Arnold. Why are you running

“whether it was about rage or not” what else could it be about? Mr Arnold? Hello?

eleanor guthrie did not go from wearing cravats and vests to corsets and gowns just for people to say she always dressed like a femme. don't worry ms guthrie I saw you cut away pieces of yourself to achieve acceptability in rogers' eyes and be accepted back into the english upperclass and then die anyway the same way your mother did before you.

do you think Anne and Charles ever saw the scars on each other’s back. do you think they were ever aware that they shared shackles. do you think they realized their violence was born of the same yoke. do you think they considered the way the other was used for the sake of men who saw them as tools for pleasure and wealth. do you think they they knew that their freedom would always be tainted by the past and that its pursuit stemmed from fear. do you think they recognized the pain in those marks. do you think they ever talked about it. do you think they thought their bodies would never truly be theirs because of it. do you think—

silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.

imagine being madi in xxxviii though. your war is over before it started you're certain your friend is dead & you confront your lover about it and he's like "well yes i am lying to everyone about what happened to him but i won't lie to YOU." and then tells you something that sounds barely believable. and now you're forced to consider one of two possibilities: 1) this man who has just admitted he's a liar is still lying to your face and your friend is dead, or 2) (maybe worse) he's not lying, and the man you love did in fact sell his closest friend into slavery so that you would stay with him forever. what are you supposed to do with that

mad bc i don't think the writers intended this to come off as a threat but what else is it. "the freedom of even the person closest to me in the world is a price i'm willing to pay to keep you with me" meanwhile at the point when he made that choice you were still legally enslaved. again. what do you do with that

they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over

Vane IS a hopeless romantic. But his idea of romance is (and he would take offence at this) a house cat being like "Here's a decapitated head. I've been protecting the perimeter." and also "Do you wanna wrestle"

just saw a tiktok (sorry) saying its gonna be pirate romance summer over clips of will/elizabeth and some other straight couple and then. eleanor/vane. with the caption "watch black sails". and like whatever gets ppl watching but i cant help and imagine whatever straight girlies turning on black sails expecting to see vane be some hopeless romantic to eleanors self insert and instead seeing them immediately punch each other followed by max/eleanor extended lesbian sex scene. pirate romance summer indeed

The thing that appeals to the feminist in me and the lesbian in me and the bitch in me is that Flint is a gay man who mostly despises men. Permanent member of my blunt rotation

Silver on the other hand is a bisexual man who adores his girlfriend does not quite know he is bisexual but he’s really really weird about Flint and talks about him all the fucking time and he thinks he’s smarter than everyone in the room so he annoys everyone and he keeps stealing from the blunt rotation fund. But he comes back every week like sorryyy I’m just a little guy hehe and btw another thing about Flint. Anyway he’s on thin ice (I’m lying. He’s always welcome)