get Bones’d, idiot

[ID: Two screenshots from Black Sails. The first one shows Anne, her hat pulled down low and shadowing her face, and the second shows Miranda, standing in her library and wearing a green formal dress. Both screenshots are subtitled with the same line said by each character: “Don’t treat me like I’m someone else.” End ID.]

‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here

when will john silver get to kiss other men??

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.

he also doesn’t know what keelhauling is