kitsch bitch

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

new soda called Kill yo self

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly