A teacher and his aquarium

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

if you're ever looking to pull a completely harmless prank that will live rent-free in the target's mind forever...miraculously acquire a large, unwieldy, wildly out-of-season piece of fresh produce, abandon it on their doorstep, and never, ever tell them who or why or how the fuck

Värmland, Sweden (December 16, 2017).

crash out night heron by mushbeast

the amethyst sunbird, sometimes known as the black sunbird, is a passerine bird native to the afrotropics. they can make themselves at home in a diverse array of habitats, and are common in woodland, mesic savanna, and even suburban gardens. they occur more sparsely in dry areas, as they need plentiful nectar-bearing plants to thrive. their diet is almost entirely composed of nectar, insects, and spiders; the unique curved bill, a characteristic of sunbirds, allows the birds to more easily access nectar within flowers. they are sexually dimorphic, with males being primarily black with iridescent patches, and females being primarily brown streaked with buff markings. during the breeding season, the female works to build the nest, often in a eucalyptus or pine tree; they are typically attached to a drooping branch or hidden by foliage. nests are constructed of long, thin grass stems, held together with cobwebs. only two eggs are laid per clutch, but multiple clutches may be laid in one breeding season. subpopulations of amethyst sunbirds show variations in their resting metabolic rates, basal metabolic rate, and thermal neutral zones based on individual subpopulations’ acclimation to different altitudes. the birds more acclimated to high altitudes have lower metabolic rates and a larger thermal neutral zone. this means that, when needed, the amethyst sunbird is capable of altering their physiology in response to altitude & temperature to reach the ideal metabolic rate & temperature regulation for them to thrive in their environment.

From the Qing Palace Bestiary, jointly painted by Yu Sheng and Zhang Weibang.

thought it'd be nice to see them play together so here they are :)

- you catch the autism

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Drew the moth as a member of one of my fantasy races! He will probably become a background character in one of my stories <3

The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins

Ancient Greek Coins With Octopuses 🐙

locked the fuck in get my money up

Knowledge should not be trapped behind bars, bend and break them until you can grasp it