has anyone else realized really late that actually both their parents were shitty, but one of them was loud-and-obvious-shitty whereas the other had more of a quiet-neglect thing going on
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has anyone else realized really late that actually both their parents were shitty, but one of them was loud-and-obvious-shitty whereas the other had more of a quiet-neglect thing going on

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When will I start feeling less *static noises*
Types of dissociation
You feel like the present moment is a memory you're recalling
You feel like the "real you" is a fictional character and you are someone else having some kind of delusion that you're them
Your body is a car that someone you feel safe with is driving while you're in the passenger seat getting sleepy from the streetlights
Your body is a car that someone who puts you on edge is driving very very badly
You experienced an emotion so intensely it overloaded and short-circuited your brain into failsafe shutdown mode
You got so dizzy that you fell over and fell through the floor and now you're in the mirror world
You feel like every next movement you make is going to be the one that clips you into the Backrooms
You feel like every slight decision you make is going to be the one that traps you in the timeloop
You're dissolving into the air around you like a vapor
You're trapped underwater in a cave and no one above can hear your mortal panic
You're lines of code watching the real world through a screen
You feel like you'd relate to a Radiohead song
You feel like the present moment is currently being written by Kurt Vonnegut
The curséd amulet
Trapped in a painting
Animal with its leg stuck in a trap mode
DO I EXIST?
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The marathon was the most bizarre event of the Games. It was run in brutally hot weather, over dusty roads, with horses and automobiles clearing the way and creating dust clouds. The first to arrive at the finish line was Frederick Lorz, who actually rode the rest of the way in a car to retrieve his clothes, after dropping out after nine miles. The car broke down at the 19th mile, so he re-entered the race and jogged back to the finish line. When the officials thought he had won the race, Lorz played along with his practical joke until he was found out shortly after the medal ceremony and was banned for a year by the AAU for this stunt, later winning the 1905 Boston Marathon.
Thomas Hicks (a Briton running for the United States) was the first to cross the finish-line legally, after having received several doses of strychnine sulfate (a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses) mixed with brandy from his trainers. He was supported by his trainers when he crossed the finish, but is still considered the winner. Hicks had to be carried off the track, and possibly would have died in the stadium, had he not been treated by several doctors. A Cuban postman named Felix Carbajal joined the marathon, arriving at the last minute. He had to run in street clothes that he cut around the legs to make them look like shorts. He stopped off in an orchard en route to have a snack on some apples, which turned out to be rotten. The rotten apples caused him to have to lie down and take a nap. Despite falling ill from the apples he finished in fourth place.
The marathon included the first two black Africans to compete in the Olympics: two Tswana tribesmen named Len Tau(real name: Len Taunyane) and Yamasani (real name: Jan Mashiani). They were not in St. Louis to compete in the Olympics, however; they were actually part of the sideshow. They had been brought over by the exposition as part of the Boer War exhibit (both were really students from Orange Free State in South Africa, but this fact was not made known to the public). Len Tau finished ninth and Yamasani came in twelfth. This was a disappointment, as many observers were sure Len Tau could have done better if he had not been chased nearly a mile off course by aggressive dogs.
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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.
Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.
Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>
Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?
They’re single and ready to mingle~
if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this
sorry
notreally
@sweetiel @gay-hoodie
but is this not me as soon as October 1st hits it’s like Halloween is an entire month to me
im so sorry guys
like im so so sorry
but lumberjack ghost fucking got me
I saw something and I remembered this. Tis tradition. I was spooked sexually 😂
“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death
I made this post with Danny Phantom in mind and that’s what most of the tags have been. I wasn’t surprised when I saw some anime-lookin names, Merlin, and some version of Robin. I’m upset I didn’t see this coming
I love Gandalf showing up like "Sup. Killed the demon, died, leveled up and I'm back now. What did you guys do?"
Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse Dictionary 101
Omegaverse and A/B/O is an alternative universe where humans have some animal characteristics, most commonly canine due to the idea and fictional social hierarchy/caste system based on the incorrect theory about wolf pack dynamics. Which is where Alpha/Beta/Omega shortened to a/b/o came from.
This being a fictional alternative universe created by fans in fandom spaces it has very few rules, but there are plenty of similarities and recurring themes, as well as some widely used and accepted terms and ideas. Because of that I'm going to be very careful with my wording. Everything I say from this point on is what's most commonly used.
The order of the letters A/B/O also signifies the typical social ranks. In some versions, omegas and or betas can be property. Alpha's sometimes are like upper class citizens. And often omegas are lower class and or second class citizens.
Animal characteristics including but not limited to: heightened sense of smell, scenting/pheromones, growls, whines and other noises, nesting, pack dynamics, mating (and lifelong monogamy) litters (meaning common to have multiple babies at once)
Presenting: when you're body reveals it's 2nd gender (presenting has another meaning that you can see in the mature section at the bottom)
Secondary Gender: this and "presentation" (different from presenting) are used to refer to status as alpha/beta/omega
Alpha: the more dominant, paternal (aka father, sire) of the secondary genders. Can be submissive to an alpha that ranks higher, or to their mate. Experiences rut
Beta: sometimes left out, more of an average human, no heat/rut, less animal instincts and not as heightened sense of smell.
Omega: the more submissive, maternal (aka mother, dam, carrier) of the secondary genders. Can be very dominant and even aggressive at times to protect pack or pups. Experiences heat
Rut: a sex crazed haze of testosterone and pure instinct, characterized by irritability, aggression, flirty behavior, and protectiveness. The person extremely horny and animalistic, in a sex haze, their inner creature and their body crave to breed
Heat: similar to that of a period (menstrual cycle) combined with mating season. Characterized by fever, mood swings, nesting, scenting, and caring behavior. Person will be incredibly horny and virile, in a sex haze, their inner creature and their body crave to be breed
Mate: the person you are physiologically bonded to, life partner, sometimes a spiritual/emotional connection too
Mating Bite/Claim Mark: a bite on the neck scent glands, usually on an omega but it varies, that marks them as the mate/property of the biter. In some, people who are bitten and don't regularly spend quality time with, and spend heats with the biter may get sick or die
When people are mated, and marked a bond forms, mingling the scents of the people, connecting them wether spiritually, mentally, or physiologically.
Pups: babies, kids, similar to a puppies or cubs, they can come in multiples like dogs and cats have litters
Pack: similar to a wolf's pack or a bees swarm, a family/friend group with physiological and psychological bond
Nest: A nest is a safe place. It's like a wolf's den or the nest of a bird. It's made of soft materials for the omega to spend their heat in and for future pups to sleep in. An omega will make a nest prior to heat or in times of distress. To enter an omegas nest without permission is a violation. A nest is a very important and private thing for omegas. To be allowed into a nest is a privilege reserved for mate(s) and packs.
Scent Glands: scent glands are glands under the skin/flesh that lets out smells, they're often located on the side(s) of the neck, and inner wrists. Scenting: this is used in a number of ways but generally it means to release a smell from one or more scent glands.
Scenting can also be done to objects or people. This can be: a claim, which is usually accepted from a mate, parent, or friend (claims can tell others to back off). An attempt to soothe or comfort someone. Because of both of these reasons and because omegas like to have their nests smell like their loved ones, items can be covered in someone's smell. If an omega, especially one in or on the way into heat, asks for something for their nest you are obligated to give it to them. It may be seen as an honor to be put in such a private space to help through a very vulnerable time.
Everyone has a smell that's specific to them and relates to their presentation, similar to cats rubbing against you so you smell like them it can be used to give a certain pheromone meant to get a specific response like attract a mate, scare away predators, let out a warning, or calm someone down. Releasing scents and pheromones isn't always under the person's control, emotions can affect this, especially distress/stress which is often described as sour.
Scent Patches: a neutralizing path meant to block the natural scents released by a person, can be used to hide mating pheromones, conceal secondary genders, or what is happening with emotions and health
(Scroll down a bit to see the X rated portion if you aren't a kid, kids stop reading when you see the warning!)
Every sex can be an alpha, beta or omega. But in the fictional society alpha's are meant to fit the male stereotypes and the omegas are meant to fit the female ones. This means able to provide for my mate can make money/hunt/protect or cook/clean/have and raise kids, I'm big strong and tough or I'm small weak and fragile.
Although these are the common uses this is all made up. I love seeing writers make stories that feature characters directly opposing these norms. And the many variations of a/b/o!
! Rated Mature for talk of sex and sexual organs !
Knot: the large knob at the base of the penis, it grows large and catches or locks into the whole it's breeding to make sure the semen stays inside. People that are lock together are tied by their groins until the knot deflates which takes minutes sometimes an hour.
Slick: a liquid usually white or clear, that the body naturally creates from the breeding hole, as lubricant to prepare for penetration, it often smells sweet to interest mates
Present/Presenting: a sex position, usually ass in the air, as you are "presenting" your body and your hole to someone as a sign of submission or request to be breed
Bakugou Personality Disorder
Bakugou has borderline personality disorder and here's why. Aka Mitsuki is narcissistic and Izuku is determined to save his friend
Bakugou Deku/Midoriya friendship fanfic tags: angst, hurt/eventual comfort, friends to enemies to friends, child abuse
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Chapter 1 Spitting Image
"He looks just like you." The doctor said laying a spiky haired child on Mitsuki's chest. 2 sets or ruby eyes locked as the incredibly loud and angry sounding cries ceased, replaced by a grouchy look on the pudgy face of the newborn.
"And he'll be like me. Only better. " She replied squeezing her husband's hand with a smile. And so that is what Katsuki's future was set up to be. Every aspect of his life was meticulously picked out by his mother, to guide him towards success.
He would take over his parents fashion brand once he was old enough. So of course he had to dress and look the part. Everyday she would bring him to stores or their design room to teach him. He learned about math and geometry by measuring and cutting fabric, or looking at costs and profits. Drawing was for patterns and design ideas. Coloring for color theory. Adults always complimented him for being so intelligent and stylish at such a young age. That attention was all Mitsuki craved. So his value was instantly linked to his performance and appearance.
At 3 his own favorite thing was pro hero's. Especially All Might because he was the best. And nothing besides the best matters. But the only time the boy was allowed to enjoy his personal interest was on the playground, or when he hung out with his friend Izuku. it was great hanging out with Izu cause he got to do pretty much what he wanted. His mom would actually allow play dates not at their house because she and Midoriya Inko had been friends since highschool.
But outside of those times and places Katsuki had to be perfect. Of course that didn't involve something so silly and frivolous as heroes. Until he turned 4, and his quirk manifested. Every kid was required to go to a quirk doctors appointment so they could be analyzed and registered. The national quirk registry was intended to keep track of percentages of quirklessness, monitor effecting diseases, and to try to identify unrecognized villians and criminals.
The quirk doctor assessing him said "This is incredible! Because of your and your husband's quirks that cause explosive secretions, he has nitroglycerin in his sweat. The main consentration being in his arms and especially hands. With something this powerful and versatile he could be a pro hero! Maybe he'd even surpass All Might." Those words lit Mitsuki up like a Christmas tree. "Someone had said that she... her son was powerful and could surpass the #1 Hero and Symbol of Peace.
They walked out of that office both with twin manic grins. He was so excited to be like his hero All Might! And she was so excited to have the #1 hero as her son. So his days shifted from fashion to heroics training. He had an athletics course, a self defense class, and a hero tykes class. He was so excited to tell Izu! Everything was so great... Until he was tired from all the physical activities he did all through the day and his mother berated him in front of his friends.
"Katsuki get up and play. I don't bring you to the park to sit around and talk." He called out in agreement and got up from his spot next to Izuku. The other kids, who'd been listening to him talk about his hero class ran off with him until they were spread around the playground. The little green haired boy frowned a bit from the swing. He was the only one to notice the wobble in his friends arms as he sung from the monkey bars.
When Izuku didn't get his quirk all the parents at the park whispered. Mitsuki reassured the green haired woman that only 20% of kids were quirkless these days. Inko hoped her friend was right, and that her son was simply a late bloomer. Both boys played in the sandbox, talking gleefully about their future fighting evil together as hero partners. "We're gonna be the amazing duo!" The blonde said patting his sand fortress. "Yeah! Best friends forever!" The greenette replied. They sealed the deal with a pinkie promise. That day the parents left with worry and the kids left with hope and smiles.
The first time she hit him was because of a bad test score. Well not the score itself. On Friday's the teacher gave back graded work. When they were home she asked and he handed her his green folder. She looked through the five things inside with a neutral expression until the end. He'd put it their last, hoping she'd still be pleased with him. If he got less than a 98/100 she'd simply close the folder and add some time to his studies.
"83?" She asked in a cool tone her eyes fixed to the red ink on the corner. "Yes I'm sorry mommy. I was tired after morning training." He said trying to explain in hopes it would assuage her anger or make her consider lowering his time for physical things. "Don't make excuses. Do better. You can't visit the Midoriya's tomorrow." She said shutting the folder with a snap. "No no please. I'll do better from now on I promise." The boy pleaded with watery eyes. All sound from him stopped as a slap echoed across the room. Green plastic left a red mark on his cheek. "Don't cry like a baby. Heroes aren't weak." She spit.
It was official. Everyone had already heard that Izuku was diagnosed quirkless. Katsuki had felt a bit weird around him because of the nasty things his mother had been saying since the news broke. It's not like he really agreed. How could she be right? Izu was the best friend ever. So he ignored her voice in his head at school.
Two weeks later they returned to the park. The women got into a deep discussion about their families. Due to this neither noticed the small band of kids marching into the forest on an adventure. By the time they returned all parties had lost a friend. Mitsuki ended up telling Inko she wouldn't be allowing the boys to play together anymore. Inko couldn't understand this betrayal from her oldest friend. Nor could she accept the offer for the 2 of them to continue their friendship outside of their children.
Bakugou knew his mother's plan. He didn't intend to come back without his friend. But after stupid, quirkless Izuku showed the other boys that Katsuki was weak compared to him? Oh it was over. "I don't need help from a Deku." He said pushing aside the offered hand and climbing out of the river bank to the laughing kids above. He couldn't be the reason for their laughter so he did what he knew best. "It means useless if you didn't know. It's the same kanji as your name." He concluded by pulling a silly face at the sad boy below. The sting in his chest was ignored in favor of pride at the still laughing boys pointing at his former friend as he walked away from the first bridge he ever burned.
Authors note: Hope you enjoyed haha

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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.
Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.
Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>
Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?
They’re single and ready to mingle~
if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this
sorry
notreally
@sweetiel @gay-hoodie
but is this not me as soon as October 1st hits it’s like Halloween is an entire month to me
im so sorry guys
like im so so sorry
but lumberjack ghost fucking got me
I saw something and I remembered this. Tis tradition. I was spooked sexually 😂
This is it, this is the one
Oh mY GOD do I try
I reccomend this practice in general because being loudly and aggressively cheerful in the front yard will qucikly establish your dominance as the Weird Neighbor, and attact your fellow Weird Neighbors to you so you can get started on that farming-co-op Apocalypse survival team.
Just refused to share my 2 am snack with Holly Mop so she trotted off to the end of the bed and pulled a turkey chew stick out from SOMEWHERE under the bedding and is very pointedly chewing it in my general direction like two can play that game, mom.
Like a) kudos for the sass but
B) where tf did that turkey chew come from??? Is that the one I gave you earlier???? How many treats are stashed in my bed???
Edit: the answer is three. Three turkey chews, ah ah ah.
me: LMFAO!! B Y E
friend: oh ok! see you later…
me:
nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write
Sometimes the hero is kid-you’s shitty memory for plot details, and when you re-read them as an adult you realise that, while the writing of the individual books is tolerable, the author basically wrote exactly the same trilogy four separate times.

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So at this point we all know that every member of the Madrigal family has some kind of trauma that is connected to their gift. And that Pepa’s trauma is that she is not allowed to express her feelings because every time she does the weather changes. She is constantly told by Abuela to stay happy and not to create clouds.
All this makes the wedding incident so much sadder. Because at the end of the movie Bruno admits that he didn’t have a vision about the weather. He just saw his sister trying to suppress all her emotions so she can keep the weather sunny. Bruno just wanted to tell her that she can cry and be anxious and happy and stressed and not to worry about if it’s raining or snowing because it was her special day.
And Pepa has never been told that it’s okay to let her emotions go so she assumes Bruno is telling her he saw a vision. Bruno just wanted to be a good brother and she didn’t know what that meant.
Bruno: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Julieta: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Pepa: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.