Big Twitchy Nose

But I just had three BIG sneezes in a row (one that I covered with my hands, and it was wet enough that it felt like I just pumped hand sanitizer in my hand 🙈🫢)

Such a weird session 🙃 frustratingly teasy, weird doubles 😵‍💫, emphasized “CHOOS”, and a little nose blowing at the end!

Often! Especially with the amount of sawdust and other easily airborne irritants in the circus tent!

⚠️UNDERAGE/NON-KINK BLOGS DNI!!⚠️

And at that point, there’s not much that can be done about it!

Looks like all that dust is going to itch unbearably until she sneezes it out!

CW: one sneeze, some nose blowing for the peeps

Some people take coffee breaks at the office…

I take sneeze breaks 🤭

(You should probably take a break from your day too and tell me how much you like my sneezes and suggest what my next chhinkni video should be 😉)

Oh thank you!! ☺️ I actually drew this today! I wanted to make a character to represent myself for this blog so this weird little mouse guy came to be ^-^

I did a few more iterations below, this is just the one I chose for my profile for now!

It’s too hot, my huge pre menstrual boobs are killing me, and I need to SNEEEEZE all the time!!My hay fever has been ridiculous the past few days - I basically sneezed my way through the bank holiday. Tonight we were sitting outside because it was finally cool, but of course I started to sneeze and had to come in. I’m sneezing a lot but not really getting any relief - I feel like I can’t sneeze hard enough to get rid of the tickle. 🤧

(I didn’t realise this top was as transparent as it is, but at least you get to see a bit of my favourite bra).

Just spent the last 5 mins blowing and wiping my nose so it will hopefully stop being stuffy and drippy!

1. Chatting with one guy on my team I’m really close to… he just came back from being on vacation and was telling me about his beach day - when I hear him sneeze 🫠

I’ve met this coworker in person a few times… and he has sneezing fits of 3 - 10 sneezes, that I’ve seen 🫠

He’s also a big guy… with a relatively small and soft sneeze… which does things to me 😵‍💫

And this man is proceeding to tell me about his beach day… between breathy hitches… with a handful of sneezes every 10 seconds or so 🫠🫠🫠

I did manage ONE blessing early on, to which he responded with a *very* genuine “thank you!” 😳

2. On a different call and a lady I’ve never interacted before until this week sneezed LOUDLY in a moment of silence 🫠 someone else blessed her, and she started giggling like “oh, you all heard that?!”

ONLY FOR THE SEASONED MESSFUCKERS and SNOTFUCKERS OUT THERE 🫣

Lavender roses, lace bra, and a little droplet of sneezy spray 🌷

Some of my most intense and desperate spraying sneezes as I play with these gorgeous flowers in my pretty lace bra 🌹 Tickling my nose with a soft delicate petal, spraying wetly all over myself, nose blowing and occasional mess shown at their natural times. Mainly my uncontrollable rapid allergic sneezing fits 💞🤧💐

Dexterity is how quickly you can react to a sneeze, obviously--how quickly you cover, stick a finger under your nose, get a tissue or cloth out, whatever. Also determines how well you can do things while sneezing (like getting a tissue out).

Constitution is how well you can hold back a sneeze. Determines how sensitive you are to different potential irritants, and obviously how good your immune system is. Also how well you can handle illness, of course.

Intelligence is understanding how sneezing works, on terms of mechanical action. It's also a measure of your proficiency for inducing--how much you know about making somebody sneeze (whether yourself or someone else). Understanding how the immune system works, and knowing ways to strengthen and weaken it. Intelligence is knowing that sneezing into your hand spreads disease. Intelligence is knowing that holding a sneeze in is bad for you.

Wisdom is knowing that sneezing into your hand is gross, and that holding in a sneeze sucks. Wisdom is putting two and two together that that facial expression means they have to sneeze. Wisdom is clueing into the fact that one of your companions is sick before they do. Wisdom is hearing somebody sneeze and noticing something unusual about it, like that they're sneezing with more intensity when they get near a certain flower, or that they're especially desperate today. As much as intelligence is know-how for inducing, wisdom is intuition. Wisdom guides you, informs you what areas tickle more and gives you a feel for making someone sneeze.

Charisma is the ability to play off a sneeze; to explain your symptoms away as nothing; to convince others you are fine when you are not. To intimidate your companions into not daring to make light of your illness. To make your sneeze sound cuter, or louder, more obnoxious, quieter, etc. To convince others to take care of you while sick.

My new rose bush babies 😍

Invisible woman is feeling a bit under the weather 🤧