You thought your boss was just joking when he gave you a warning last time you showed up to work without having done your hair
"Clearly he wasn't joking" you thought as a security guard shoved you into a chair in your boss's office. He scooped an entire can of pomade and started applying it to your scalp. The sensation was like nothing you'd ever felt before, the thick coat of shiny product cementing your hair in place
When your boss was finally done, what you had on your head could hardly he described as hair anymore. More like a sealed shell of gleaming hair product encasing your scalp. Fuck, you definitely should start taking your boss seriously
"By the way" Your boss interrupted your thoughts "The product i used is permanent. Now i won't have to remind you to show up looking office appropriate"
