Wahey

Fireworks making me anxious, I wish I was having transgender sex

Not having transgender sex is making me anxious I wish I was exploding 300 feet in the air

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

i am one traumatized bitch and that’s all i’ve got goin on

stim toys for dads

Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?

his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons