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cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

I guess

sorry was my post about forceful tentacle sex too much for your tender eyes

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

You can lie when you name things

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

Who made the concept of aging gracefully and parameters for conventionally attractive