A collection of reblogs Paperartichokes loves

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

Does anyone else think that david lynch's fimography would have been drastically improved if, at the end of each movie some pop music played, and all the characters got together, and started dancing, and the bad guys were standing with there arms crossed refusing to dance, but then their foot starts tapping, and their head starts nodding, and they go like, ah what the heck, and join the big dance party?

Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

For every one of you bitches that has said "STOP" or "DELETE THIS" I'm taking another inch off Ben's height and adding it to Jordan. Fuck you