dj

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

thin veil today isnt it

ive neverrrrr watched a more suspicious world cup in my life bro. the way basically every other game has some absurd referee decision in favour of the most marketable national teams is so frustrating like we get it you want messi to stay around as much as possible but damn try and be subtle about it at least???

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

I don't fucking want it then?

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this