vi vibes

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

Get rotated (but only gently)

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

Vivziepop Homestuck with Toby Fox on the cast seems designed to create discourse that makes the internet completely unusable. This isnt even a value judgement in any particular direction but I can see a Situation Causer from a mile away.

I hope they are still in love and got married

the people LOVE my grape

a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

this is what disco elysium is about

stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce