Moose Of The Month

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

absolutely obsessed with gimli’s character journey. literally just some guy™ sent across the world for a meeting and got involved in the most high-stakes group project ever, which he spent alternately complaining about and bantering with his weird new elf buddy. smashed enough orc skulls that he became a war hero. his elf buddy liked him so much he became the first dwarf to go to elf heaven. WHO is doing it like him.

they should invent a someone that will love me if they never see me again and will love me if they see me every Tuesday

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies

criminalise golf

I really love the concept of the hope chest when adapted to modern values. Putting aside nice things in a chest as you grow up so that when you move out you have things to make a home with???? like???? sign me up?????

elizabeth bennet said "i can't fix him nor would I for a million dollars" and fitzwilliam darcy said "wait she thinks I need to be fixed? .... she's right, I've gotta work on myself and learn how to be more understanding and generous" and then he did. and elizabeth was like "shit.... he's so understanding and generous now.... makes me realize that my stubbornness and pride in my discernment are obstacles in the lives of myself and others" and then they got married and that's why pride and prejudice has been a bestseller for two hundred years

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’