I AM A 1950'S DISNEY HOUSEWIFE

I still have nightmares. #selfie #lol #pregnancy #birth #labor #neveragain #newmom #me

Lil B and I are going to recreate this photo. #momlife #newmom #newborn #lol #crazyswedes #fridababy #fridet

How I spent my birthday week. #birthday #hospital #LilB #babiessmell

My guilty pleasure! Lolol! Or #tbt to watching it with my mom and sisters. #throwbackthursday #ghostship #lol #guiltypleasure #scary #horror #eomer #mudvayne #goodtimes

#mcm #mancrushmonday #holdencaulfield #catcherintherye #favoritequote #quote #quotes #books #readingisfun

I. Can't. Even. So. Excited. Might. Die. #isitjulyyet #harrypotter #harrypotterandthecursedchild #booknerd #book #readingiscool #gryffindor #forever

Disney baby in every way possible! #Disney #disneybaby #disneygram #pregnant #disneyfan #disneyside #disneyprincess #disneylife #baby #babyonboard #babygirl

In honor of #mcm here's my man when he was a little man. It's my favorite photo in the world. #lol #mancrushmonday #tmnt #vintage #vintagephoto #heroesinahalfshell #turtlepower #tubular #teenagemutantninjaturtles

My sister says " rainbow sherbet and chocolate?! You are SO pregnant!" #lol #pregnant #cravings #icecream #rainbow #banana #chocolate #pregnancy #nomnom #sogood #wishihaddonutstoo

I feel really old... And totally creeped out. #sorry #barbiegirl #forever #lol #confused #old #creepy #monsterhighdolls #monsterhigh

YES YES!!! Been a long time coming!! Congrats Leo!! Sorry to see the old memes go, but can't wait for the new ones! #leonardodicaprio #winner #oscarwinner #bestactor #abouttime #oscars #leo #matchinthegastankboomboom

#flashbackfriday You're goddamn right I'm watching all of Fuller House this morning. #forever #fullerhouse #fullhouse #johnstamos #loriloughlin #unclejesse #fbf #sheisbeautysheisgrace #havemercy

Happy early Valentine's day to me. It wasn't hard for Shawn to find something for his preggo wife. See's!!! Haven't had See's in years. #seescandy #candy #nomnom #chocolate #valentines #sees #valentinesday #pregnant #preggo

#throwbackthursday To the Solos in happier times. My husband sent me this and I die at young Adam Driver. #lol #starwars #hansolo #adamdriver #tbt #family #carriefisher #princessleia #harrisonford #meme #kyloren #funny

Omg he's been gone a whole month already. Also this is the most manly pic of him I've ever seen. He has stubble! #mcm #mancrushmonday #davidbowie #rip #ripdavidbowie #manly #forevermissed #starman

Not a broncos fan but we like Peyton. Congrats to him. I like tons of sports but hockey is best! Even though I have an anger problem now. #lol #truth #hockey #detroitredwings #letsgoredwings #nhl #meme #Superbowl #congratspeyton #hockeymeme #footballmeme #funny #jesusknowswhatsup

It's not much closer, but, when pregnant in Rome. Also, check out that classic Illinois parking job. Brilliant people live and drive here everyday. #babiesrus #pregnant #preggo #twomonthstogo #peoplesuck #illinois