Came to Alan Wake thinking Ilkka Villa was kinda hot, left with a horrible crush on Remedy's cringelord Creative Director. The human spirit is unbreakable.

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Came to Alan Wake thinking Ilkka Villa was kinda hot, left with a horrible crush on Remedy's cringelord Creative Director. The human spirit is unbreakable.

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
sorry for being very proud of my country rn okay but first eurovision??? then hockey??? nOW FOOTBALL???
HELPPPPP
BEAVER EMOJI REVIEW 🦫
three things I want to say beforehand:
I am not an expert with beavers, so I will probably miss something
this is my first emoji review, so I won’t be the best
the beaver emoji is really new so a few platforms haven’t created their versions yet
with that said, let’s go!
APPLE
This lil guy’s cute, but something seems… off…
7/10 this is confusing
AWW YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/10 I love the babby
SAMSUNG
I do not know who copied who, and I do not care
2/10, BOOOOOO!!!
needs a haircut (and ears)
1/10 NEEDS TO BE ABLE HEAR!!!
why is a squirrel here???
-3/10 wrong rodent
JOYPIXELS
this beaver has seen things, mortified, what caused this?
4/10 cute, but is too scared to build huts :(
OPENMOJI
ANOTHER SQUIRREL????
-3/10 wrong rodent >:(
EMOJIPEDIA
I think I know what traumatized joypixels’ beaver…. -1000/10 help me

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My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake
holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender
In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.
[image: reply by fortidogi: “kinda just speedran the entire transition there” /end id]
Englannin ylioppilaskoe be like:
- Valitse kolmesta vaihtoehdosta kohteliain pelkästään äänensävyn perusteella
- Kaikki kuulostaa samalta, mikään ei kuulosta mitenkää erityisen epäkohteliaalta eikä mitenkää erityisen kohteliaalta
- Yritä rajata se yksi edes vähän epäkohteliaan kuulonen vaihtoehto pois
- Valitse arvaamalla vaa joku ja rukoile että YTL on sun kanssa samaa mieltä (todennäköisesti ei ole)
- Vittuunnu
siis vihaan englannin yo-kokeen kuullunymmärtämisosiota enemmän kuin mitään. ensinnäkin se ei mittaa ensisijaisesti sun kielitaitoa vaan sun kykyä lukea sosiaalisia vihjeitä ja kykyä vastata vittuileviin kompakysymyksiin.
tää on paskaa niille, jotka joistain (mahdollisesti neuroepätyypllisyyteen liittyvistä) syistä ei osaa lukea sosiaalisia vihjeitä tai vastata kompakysymyksiin, koska nää samat ihmiset vastaisi väärin, vaikka ne kysymykset olisi suomeksi. ja siis mua huvittaa tää lisäksi sen takia, koska meidän koulussa tunneilla, joilla tehtiin malli yo-kokeita, opettajat laittoivat myös siellä olevat vaihto-oppilaat (HUOM. joiden äidinkieli on vittu englanti) tekemään sen kuullunymmärtämisen, ja EDES ne vaihtarit ei saaneet sitä kusista kuuntelua oikein.
niinku voidaanko tuhota YTL pliis

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rain doggo
(via)
golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level
lost in the sauce
he flat
musta tuntuu et sugar maman olis voinu kääntää suomeks myös mm. millä tahansa muulla tavalla
I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional
I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband
I’ve been told that I look like him before
Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-
I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair
are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman
I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore
Im gonna do something cursed
God forgive me for i have sinned
ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ
BILLIE EILISH????
Which one of us???
yes
this is like the end of a scooby doo episode
Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?
Hey, I still have it!
W-what
This is just the best interaction on the site
Not of the images are loading and its very scary just seeing “BILLIE EILISH??” and “KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!???!!” because I have absolutely no context and I’m scared to see this when it loads.
why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot
this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike?
bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do.
what i’m saying is
world heritage post
?????????????????????????????????????
goodbye

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this is superior humor
I have some to add:
M O R E