pop crimes

When there's a kaiju rampaging nearby, but you're not moving because you paid a non-refundable king's ransom for the wedding venue and photographer.

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The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

Could not leave this in the tags <3

dude is so excited to ruin everyone's night

Illustration from Pathfinder and Prospector of the Missionary Vanguard in the Rocky Mountains and Alaska, 1908

im still laughing at this

"Comet Donati", colour lithograph by Philippe Benoist, from Amédée Guillemin's Le Ciel (1877).

1990-2007 Mountain Stars by Michael Williams

you guys can’t fucking do anything

Paddington 2 (2017) dir. Paul King

hehe. hihihaha even

Chapel Perilous

"That's ridiculous. We don't want a hairy, scary baby!" - black mamba