numtot 4 life

Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

blew a .15 blood happiness on the breathalyzer at a sweetness checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my trunk for smiles. needless to say i went for his awesome

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now