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Coronavirus is a black light being held up to the ableist worlds stained hotel room

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when your group’s Discord server admin is a furry
“i keep dreaming about a mario enemy that doesn’t exist, and it terrifies me” sounds like the start to a bad current era creepypasta but its literally happening to me
-its an enemy from an older 3d mario game, somewhere between mario 64 and sunshine, but it could also be either of them
-falls in line with the 3d mario tradition of levels operating in “acts”, the same level with different states depending what star you’re going after
-this enemy exclusively existed at the last act of one level and nowhere else
-it’s a water level, the final star can only be collected by near-perfect swimming through an increasingly dark underwater maze, bringing you consistently to red on your air meter
-you collect a key, which both refills your air and causes the star to spawn at the entrance to this maze, forcing you to retrace your steps
-the second you collect this key, this MASSIVE whale locks onto mario and gives intense chase, making the trip back up even less forgiving than the trip down
-many people online say that this star and whale enemy absolutely terrified them as a kid, kept them from getting 100%, made them put the game down for months, etc
-its on a bunch of top 10 scariest things in mario games lists
-there’s a pannenkoek-style analysis of various enemy tracking AI in the game, using level hacks to demonstrate mechanics
-the whale is an enemy with AI instead of a scripted auto-scrolling deathwall with a thematic coat of paint, and apparently before you even collect that key, the second you spawn into the level the thing is tracked onto you, if it didn’t have walls around it it would just gun straight for you, the only thing that could save you is collecting the star at the end of the level
-everyone in the comments section of the video had the natural reaction of “haha wow that’s pretty creepy, no wonder this thing scared me so much”
-watch this, am also thinking that
-wake up
-it’s not real
-what the fuck
-have been having this exact dream consistently for years
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oh no
The thing with statistics - via
Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t
learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt
As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Especially the lies, guys.
if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot
i stan a fucking KING
Where’s the dog one
there ya go, boo 😘
I like the car segment better in Half-AAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHGH

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Tomorrow is a gay holiday make sure to be even more loudly gay than usual!
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
Anyway supress the cishets. Cishets have no rights. Not after this.
I can’t believe I have to say this but unfollow me if you think straight people need their own pride and think they should have a place in the lgbtq community unless they are trans or ace.
What smash mouth said
these are the best names
the best part of this is that it implies this is the SIXTH cat named glycolysis
Wizard: With this spell, I am immune to your bullets!!!
Gunslinger: Uh huh. **spits** But do ya reckon your immune to the velocity that’s sending the bullet your way?
Wizard: I beg your pardon?
Gunslinger: Well, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry - ‘Are ya feelin lucky Merlin?’
gunslinger: [fires bullet]
bullet: [stops at wizard’s magical barrier] plink
[brief beat]
wizard: [goes flying back at the speed of a bullet]
You. I like you.

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This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier
I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….
You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
You’re doing gods work