they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE