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coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

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sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[ID: tweet by @/dimitripilled, "(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet" /End ID]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit