wuh-oh!

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

🐈‍⬛

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak