Pair's Palace

Gonna make a D&D campaign with a fancy dinner and have the host be like “ah yes we have only the finest caviar” then pull out THIS.

KISSINGER

MCCONNELL

THE KOCH BROTHERS

realizing cis women also struggle with “passing” a lot of times and has a lot of the same issues with dysphoria trans women have (issues with putting on/losing weight, dissatisfied with bust size, not feeling “feminine” enough, etc.) has done a lot to combat dysphoria for me, cause it’s like, wow, we really have a lot more in common than we have in difference huh

terfs are starting to find this post, and i gotta say: terfs getting mad at a post that explicitly acknowledges cis women’s struggles and with notes full of cis women agreeing and talking about their own struggles and experiences really speaks volumes about how anti-feminist, and frankly misogynistic, terfs really are, that they don’t even give a shit about cis women’s struggles and experiences

it’s fuck terf wednesday! Remember to ridicule the TERFs in your local area.

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

When I’m ok I’ll make a pear pie. Today isn’t the day, but I’m at the final stretch, I hope.

This genuinely might make me cry. I already deeply appreciate King Arthur for making the best GF 1 for 1 flour. And having good recipes. But an article posted by them from someone with disabilities about how to do the thing even with disabilities? That’s just genuinely lovely. I know that my bad there is low, but it’s low for a reason and hopefully stuff like this can continue to raise that bar for disabled people like me.

With your help, I will personally abolish money, power, AND sex. Asexuals will rule this land, with me as their Asexual Overlord! MUAHAHAHAHA. All this and more with the power of science!

I’m pretty sure Wendy is already the name of an established character in the Waldo canon but I like the idea that they’re the same person but from different time periods. Time travel is an established phenomenon in the WCU (Waldo Cinematic Universe) so it’s not too far fetched.

she may be a trans icon but she’s definitely not a fashion icon

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

god this like. it always feels so small when someone asks what I want from life but I just. want to be surrounded by people I love and do fun things and consume art and eat nice food and work a job I love that doesn’t simultaneously destroy my soul. I don’t want anything big I just want to be allowed exist as a person not just another cog in the capitalism machine

Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.

Me and who

So when are we gonna talk about the east asian fetishism problem in white transfem spaces

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

Isn’t this the plot to Everything Everywhere All At Once?