i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

pepperony

bell pepper

haters will see you

dr. haters will see you now

#lizard contemplation

Certifiable lizard enjoyers

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished