Draco: I'm 50% murder, 80% money and 70% a natural leader.
Ron: That's 200%.
Draco: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
*Hermione and Harry facepalming*

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@padfootyy
Draco: I'm 50% murder, 80% money and 70% a natural leader.
Ron: That's 200%.
Draco: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
*Hermione and Harry facepalming*

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Shit Slytherins Say: #219
Slytherin: he died of natural causes
Ravenclaw: you pushed him off the roof
Slytherin: gravity is natural
follow your dreams
Holy shite
No he didn’t
You won’t regret unmuting this.
OH my god
This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die
me: I’m so excited to write this fic, it’s going to be good, I love it, I’m so pumped
*writes it in head before sleeping, gets emotional over songs that could fit the story, elaborates background and characterisations, writes lines on phone*
also me, in front of laptop: yeah, but no, I’ve got nothing
fanfiction culture is when you don’t wanna tell people you write fanfic but you do want to talk about writing, so you just say, “oh yeah, sometimes I write little short stories here and there!”
them: so do you ever want to publish?
me: oh no, it’s really just for me, honestly. kind of just a fun way to de-stress, you know? a little hobby.
the truth: it’s for me and the other hyperfixated people who read my stuff.
them: what do you write about?
me: all kinds of things, I guess. not really any specific genre. sometimes it’s more realistic fiction and other times it’s fantasy. just whatever I’m in the mood for!
the truth: I essentially write the same cheesy trope over and over again until my obsessed mind will let it rest.

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hi! my dash is kinda dead and i need to find new blogs to follow.
So can you guys please reblog this if you post about:
- marvel;
- chris evans
- ben barnes
- brie larson
- the 100
I will preferably be following ppl who have a tagging system :)
neville: good news i'm quitting the human race and becoming a snail
Best decision ever
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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
momentsbymarcus
Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
It has 3 million notes
Oh my god
This is so old
How did I find it
Oh 2013….
I’m still doing it idc
This isn’t Marvel but I feel like it’s important
Very important.
Still a valid thing
I will ask you this.
I WILL ALWAYS USE THIS
@mysaldate THIS IS THE CODEWORD COME FIND ME
Thanks I actually forgot the answer

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If a woman has
STARCH MASKS
O N H E R B O D Y
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
DANGEROPS
Pranget sex?
Will it hurt baby top of his head????
Can uu get,,,
𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮
38+2 weeks
PREGANANANT
can uu go down a
20 foot waterslide
while uu are
PEGNAT?
For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing
this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times
Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion
Anger:
Grinding teeth
Narrowing eyes
Yelling
A burning feeling in the chest
Heavy breathing
Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
Jerky movements
Glaring
Violence
Stomping
Face reddening
Snapping at people
Sadness:
Lack of motivation
Messy appearance
Quiet
Slow movements
Crying
Inability to sleep
Frowning
Red eyes
Isolating oneself
Fatigue
Not concentrating
Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd
Guys, gals, and non binary pals
Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof
Folks
Distinguished guests
Members of the jury
Comrades
Fellow Americans
Citizens of the solar system
All y’all
My dudes
Those who must be stopped
Persons of the audience
Brain owners
Sentient beings of the audience
Bitches
People with PHDs and people without PHDs
All you who got dressed up for no reason
You people
Humans
Lovable idiots
Ladies, germs, and non binary worms
Mouth breathers
Everyone except (insert name here)
This is actually one post that I’m glad got a lot of notes. I’m happy to see that so many people like it.
Best thing I’ve read all.. forever? BRAIN OWNERS.
Mothers and fuckers of the jury.
Imagine Valkyrie’s response to that ever filling beer mug that Strange gives Thor.
True story 😭

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GUYS PLEASE THE PHILIPPINES ARE HAVING A VOTE ON WETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD LEGALISE SAME SEX MARRIAGE
http://www.congress.gov.ph
THE PAGE TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD AND YOU HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN A BIT BUT PLEASE VOTE YES!!!
YOU DON’T NEED A VPN OR ANYTHING, ANYONE CAN VOTE, PLEASE DO IT!!!!
WE’RE FALLING BACK PLEASE VOTE!!
Y'all should vote… instead of a stupid “I voted” sticker… you’ll get a great ask from me…
You should probably tell me when you voted if you wanna get a lifechanging ask by me…
Smh I didn’t see this second part
I voted 🤪
Damn… I’m proud of you… unfortunately your asks aren’t turned on… so you’ll get a submission bud…
If you’re under 18 can you still vote?
Yeah… it’s just an online thing… you don’t have to put anything other than your vote…
ANYONE WHO CAN VERIFY THEY VOTED WILL GET A SHOUTOUT AND A SHITPOST FROM ME.
IF YOU DO IT ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS YOULL GET MULTIPLE.
I voted babeyyyyy
[@not-my-brain & @masochist-incarnate are y'all proud of my dumbass!!!]
I really hope it gets legalized! I’m hoping for the best 💕😎
Hell yeah… give me a second bud…
WE’RE IN THE LEAD AGAIN! THIS DOESN’T MEAN DON’T VOTE!! PLEASE VOTE YES!!!!
@not-my-brain @masochist-incarnate I only just saw your stuff so here you go 😂
Ayye give me a second…
I will vote on this everytime it pops up.
Vote yes