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THEY DID NOT JUST DROP BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS WITH NO FANFARE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
Anyway things that this means
Blue-ringed Octopuses are canon (FINALLY) but not only that, they are Octolings
This may not seem like much, but it is CONFIRMATION THAT DIFFERENT SPECIES OF OCTOLINGS EXIST
Why is that a big deal? Because up until now, we actually haven't had confirmation that there's different species of Inklings other than "squid", and "octopus" (and cuttlefish, but they haven't REALLY been in the game yet, so moving on). An it's actually been slightly discouraged due to the only other specific octopus species we've seen, the flapjack octopus (or at least in that general group), wasn't actually an Octoling at all. So while obviously we've been free to make OCs that are different species, it hasn't really been supported by canon because "Inkling subspecies" (which is an incorrect term, because they're just separate species entirely) haven't been something that's, well. Real. The most we've had are designs themed after or using motifs from different real-world species, but none of those have been explicitly stated to be any different species than just standard Inkling.
So like THIS MEANS A LOT. There is the argument that it's just not realistic that a lot of species would evolve to be THIS similar especially when the species itself have a super specific niche... but it also happened with squids and octopuses (and cuttlefish) which are totally different species, so it's never been SUPER out of the question for species within those groups of animals to also become Inklings. We see parallel evolution like this in a lot of other species in Splatoon as well, like a lot of fish, but most notably urchins and anemones.
Anyway, Point B: i don't think this character is fuzzy. I think what the artist did instead with this design was reference the papillae of a real Blue-Ringed Octopus...
...which are very small and make them look super fuzzy when a lot are extended at once.
And if this is true, which it is, THEN NOT ONLY DID THEY MAKE OCTOLING "SUBSPECIES" CANON BUT PAPILLAE ARE ALSO CANON
Anyway moving on, I fully believe that the extremely fabulous eyelashes on the character's mask are directly designed after the eye papillae of a blue-ringed octopus (which are very similar, and also fabulous)
And FINALLY, I just have to ask... I know this is a media trope with designing blue-ringed octopus characters, but they've made this character's default color the blue-ring's warning display. Which is the display they use to signal people to back the fuck away or they will bite you and kill you instantly.(theres a hooded crow outside rn guys hold on sorry its very cute) Right so. I know this decision is made typically because the color display is extremely iconic and it feels pointless to make a blue-ringed octopus character if it just looks like any other octopus, yeah, i get it. But like, can they do other colors? I assume yes? Because if not, then this is the equivalent of walking everywhere while simultaneously flipping everybody off at all times.
Anyway normal people when a splatoon artist decides it would be fun to give an octoling band member blue rings for fun
I think it's funny how Nintendo introduced Sidon and had to deal with all of the gay subtext that came out of it and then conveniently had to give him a fiancΓ© in TOTK, cause they couldn't deal with literally everyone pairing him with Link

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mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake π₯Ί i love when small businesses send free gifts
UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"
how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.
Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU
so you hate women ???!!?!
he looks so fertile and weak
who said that
get back here and face what youve done
This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.
i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham
stare into my big wet eyes
HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
That fictional woman has a pussy to YOU. I know she has a dick.

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This fictional man has a dick TO YOU. i know he has a pussy
they should invent a strain of weed called video essay
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
how the fuck am i supposed to live my life knowing that this exists and i can't have it
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. A CHILD?
FAMILY
The Oom

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this picture is everything to me
just took a DNA test but it turned out I didnβt have any and the doctor got really mad at me