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Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

ohhhhh my god youre a western transmasc with a mullet who loves nbc hannibal and cannibalism as a metaphor for love? ohhh and youre obsessed with greek mythology and catholicism—despite being raised protestant (if that)—and cowboy imagery? and you think engaging in bdsm with straight men is an act of "queer resistance" ? Wow ... youre one crazy chico!

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er