pathetic man enthusiast

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

*guy who hasnt touched a human in 5 and a half years seeing a 30 year old woman without a husband* Ok this is just fucking sad

burnout from not doing anything

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*