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it's actually fun to be in the "back in my day" era of life. no one tells you that.

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Queen Shit Trinity Does
Being a nuisance to Matrix Agents everywhere cuz she so goddamn FAST.
āFuck you, Iām coming with youā whenever Neo gets all grim like ādonāt come with me plzā and she is RIGHT. EVERY. TIME.
āDodge this.ā
Bringing Neo back to life by kissing him.
That being said I appreciate she doesnāt like, throw herself at him or anything even though The Oracle told her sheād fall in love with The One, even if/when she believes she is. Which is honestly really what Neo needed most.
Scorpion Kick! Scorpion Kick! Scorpion Kick! (Fun fact: This move was designed specifically FOR Carrie-Anne and I fucking love it SO much)
Beating peopleās asses with a motorcycle helmet like its nothing!
Doesnāt pressure Neo to be something heās not, something even Morpheus canāt do. (Niobe also does this, but she doesnāt share a ton of scenes with him)
Being Ride or Die in general, not just with Neo, but Morpheus and all of Xion.
Ready to stab a bitch who is high-key sexually harassing Neo, and I donāt blame her! Big yikes! Fuck off emotion vampire
Fucking phenomenal combat driver (turns out so is Carrie-Anne Moss! Took to it like a fish to water!)
Coming back to life after dying.
Rescues Neo physically like, four times, and emotionally like, the entirety of the second and third movie.
Putting a gun to the Merovingianās head, BOLD ASS MOVE
Could (and probably does) kick ass as hard in real life as she does in The Matrix. Willing to bet money she wouldāve kicked human Smithās ass had she not been caught by surprise.
Dies like a damn hero getting Neo to the source, and is still able to say goodbye to him, her last acts and words are incredibly selfless, just like her.
Apart from everything aforementioned, let me just point out that this woman refused to die [a second time!!] without making sure that Neo knew how much she loved him and how much she believed he could do what even he doubted he could do.
Like seriously! She was friggin impaled, barely breathing, but said "fuck you death, you ain't taking me this time before I make sure I do what I want to do first".
Or rather, as the Ressurections trailer tells us, the only thing that mattered to her was still there. That's why she was still fighting and that's why she would never give up.
BOSS ASS BITCH NO1!!!
Looking at that last gif, one important addition:
Neo walked into that lobby with about a dozen guns and a bomb. Trinity has that one Micro Uzi, a Beretta and a knife. Sheās that badass.
What your favorite fiber art says about you:
Knitting: you like the classics. Pride and Prejudice is your favorite book and you prefer the BBC miniseries to the 2005 movie.
Crochet: you are either a current or former weeb. Either way, amigurumi was the gateway drug.
Embroidery: You have been on tumbler.com since 2011 and think feminism is just embroidering a pair of titties on a tea cozy and selling it on Etsy for $55.72
Cross-stitch: oh, hi there grandma š
Quilting: a serene, motherly person. You ARE the cottagecore aesthetic personified.
Needle Felting: you either have a ton of unrelieved tension or you just love the masochism of a craft that can draw blood
Sewing: whether itās cosplay or historical recreations, youāre a huge f*cking nerd and I respect the hell out of that.
Tatting: you started out crocheting doilies but then thought that was too mainstream. You enjoy when people at the coffee shop ask you what book youāre reading.
MacramƩ: you live on pinterest, got married at 22, have balayaged hair, and wear those wide brimmed hats with infinity scarves and riding boots.
Bobbin Lace: you are God.
Weaving: you a village wise woman or you are a spider
So the implication is that āTiffanyāsā husband and kids are handler bots, right? Chad is definitely shown to be, but the way the two boys interrupt and whine and conveniently need her at the most distracting times, the way the third, āCallie,ā is never even seenā¦
And we donāt know how long theyāve been running this particular version, right? The Analyst mentions prior sims, when he says that bad things happened when Trinity and Neo were allowed to bond. I feel like itās kind of implied that Neo in particular keeps trying to wake up, and the Analyst is there to stop him, turn him around, and if all else fails, start him over in a new skin.
We have no idea whatās been happening with Trinity from her perspective, it could be much the same. They just plunked her down in a heteronormative nightmare life where anytime she starts to question things the baby cries or the toddler breaks something or the kid has to go to practice or, or, orā¦
Mothers in our society arenāt really allowed to have identities other than that. What better way to subdue someone as strong as Trinity, after all? You donāt have time to think, your specifically-designed-to-be-needy family needs you! Theyāll keep you too distracted and drained to wake up.
Yes, this, but more important, you are not allowed to question! The main reason people get out of the Matrix is that they believe there is something wrong with the world (the splinter in your mind). As a mother, you are not allowed to ever do that. If you start having regrets or doubts, if you are not fulfilled by your life, the error has to lie within you, not the outside world, because that world is your kids. Any kind of doubt gets internalized instantly.
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Why is the Analyst sexist in Matrix Resurrections?
I thought about this a lot after seeing the movie. The Analyst is a machine. Machines donāt have gender. Gender should mean nothing to him, and yet he is repeatedly misogynist to Trinity.
Then I realised: misogyny as a form of control. The purpose of the Matrix is to control humans. If half the population is subjugated by misogyny and the other half is socially pressured into maintaining a culture of toxic masculinity, this makes for a population which is much easier to control.
Trinity is trapped in the most gendered prison imaginable (motherhood) and Iām so glad the movie went there. I was dreading the Trinity-is-a-mother-now angle before watching because, fuck, that couldāve gone so wrong so fast. But it didnāt, it was handled perfectly. Iāve heard women who have children and women who donāt, and women who want to have children and women who donāt, say how much those scenes spoke to them. I just wish we had seen more from her perspective.
The Analyst: CAN'T YOU CONTROL HER?
Neo: I came here to pet a cat and watch Trinity beat you up.
Neo: And I'm already holding the cat.
December 21, 1987
āWhen I was 26, I went to Indonesia and the Philippines to do research for my first book, No Logo. I had a simple goal: to meet the workers making the clothes and electronics that my friends and I purchased. And I did. I spent evenings on concrete floors in squalid dorm rooms where teenage girlsāsweet and gigglyāspent their scarce nonworking hours. Eight or even 10 to a room. They told me stories about not being able to leave their machines to pee. About bosses who hit. About not having enough money to buy dried fish to go with their rice.
They knew they were being badly exploitedāthat the garments they were making were being sold for more than they would make in a month. One 17-year-old said to me: āWe make computers, but we donāt know how to use them.ā
So one thing I found slightly jarring was that some of these same workers wore clothing festooned with knockoff trademarks of the very multinationals that were responsible for these conditions: Disney characters or Nike check marks. At one point, I asked a local labor organizer about this. Wasnāt it strangeāa contradiction?
It took a very long time for him to understand the question. When he finally did, he looked at me like I was nuts. You see, for him and his colleagues, individual consumption wasnāt considered to be in the realm of politics at all. Power rested not in what you did as one person, but what you did as many people, as one part of a large, organized, and focused movement. For him, this meant organizing workers to go on strike for better conditions, and eventually it meant winning the right to unionize. What you ate for lunch or happened to be wearing was of absolutely no concern whatsoever.
This was striking to me, because it was the mirror opposite of my culture back home in Canada. Where I came from, you expressed your political beliefsāfirstly and very often lastlyāthrough personal lifestyle choices. By loudly proclaiming your vegetarianism. By shopping fair trade and local and boycotting big, evil brands.
These very different understandings of social change came up again and again a couple of years later, once my book came out. I would give talks about the need for international protections for the right to unionize. About the need to change our global trading system so it didnāt encourage a race to the bottom. And yet at the end of those talks, the first question from the audience was: āWhat kind of sneakers are OK to buy?ā āWhat brands are ethical?ā āWhere do you buy your clothes?ā āWhat can I do, as an individual, to change the world?ā
Fifteen years after I published No Logo, I still find myself facing very similar questions. These days, I give talks about how the same economic model that superpowered multinationals to seek out cheap labor in Indonesia and China also supercharged global greenhouse-gas emissions. And, invariably, the hand goes up: āTell me what I can do as an individual.ā Or maybe āas a business owner.ā
The hard truth is that the answer to the question āWhat can I, as an individual, do to stop climate change?ā is: nothing. You canāt do anything. In fact, the very idea that weāas atomized individuals, even lots of atomized individualsācould play a significant part in stabilizing the planetās climate system, or changing the global economy, is objectively nuts. We can only meet this tremendous challenge together. As part of a massive and organized global movement.
The irony is that people with relatively little power tend to understand this far better than those with a great deal more power. The workers I met in Indonesia and the Philippines knew all too well that governments and corporations did not value their voice or even their lives as individuals. And because of this, they were driven to act not only together, but to act on a rather large political canvas. To try to change the policies in factories that employ thousands of workers, or in export zones that employ tens of thousands. Or the labor laws in an entire country of millions. Their sense of individual powerlessness pushed them to be politically ambitious, to demand structural changes.
In contrast, here in wealthy countries, we are told how powerful we are as individuals all the time. As consumers. Even individual activists. And the result is that, despite our power and privilege, we often end up acting on canvases that are unnecessarily smallāthe canvas of our own lifestyle, or maybe our neighborhood or town. Meanwhile, we abandon the structural changesāthe policy and legal workā to others.ā
- Naomi Klein

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it must be so crazy to be a person with functioning eye sight like? you see shit in the shower?? you see shit when youre GOING TO BED??? couldnt even imagine the stress
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so Charlotte Bronte readĀ Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who married this guy named Edward Fairfax Rochester in a novel calledĀ Jane Eyre and my point is donāt let anyone tell you shit about fanfiction.
Ummmm no.
Jane is an extremely common English given name, Fairfax is a relatively common surname and governess was about the only profession available to young women of the gentry if they didnāt have a husband or were independently wealthy.
Charlotte BrontĆ« hated Austenās writing, which makes sense, because their works have nothing in common, be it style, plot, or central message.
Fanfic is great and all, but you donāt need to make up fake examples to prove that. Just cite Wide Sargasso Sea!
itās never not funny to me that book crowley doesnāt even especially like queen, heās just accepted that all other music he leaves in the car turn into best of queen albums after a fortnight and he deals with it. whereas tv crowley has queen songs playing in the background constantly but never gets this explanation, so end result is he just really loves queen
how long has this been happening, anyway? queen didnāt release their first album until 1973, and the book is set vaguely in 1990, so has it only been happening for the last 10 years or so? crowley got into the car one day and suddenly queen, and what the hell, cars might as well start metamorphosing his tapes after 6000 years
The Queen thing is both one the funniest things and biggest mysteries of the Good Omens lore.Ā
the 90s were just Like That tbh
The Queen thing just does not translate to 2019, and to people who werenāt alive at the time the book was written. Because yeah. It was a curse universally acknowledged that every car tape was Best of Queen. Queen was inescapable, which also made Queen insufferable to people who ~cared about music~.
For someone like Crowley ā the kind of guy who listens to a carefully curated eclectic collection of Velvet Underground and classical music and bands that he describes to his boyfriend as āOh, <I>you</I> wouldnāt like themā ā the greatest sign that the world has been made anew and is better for it is still āand it stayed Handel's Water Music all the way home.ā
honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

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AO3 through the years
One odd complaint Iāve seen is thatĀ āAO3 hasnāt changedā.Ā First, if something is well designed and working, it shouldnāt need to change constantly (does anyone actually like it when Tumblr makes random changes to things? no.)
Second, even at a cosmetic level, itās just⦠not true? Not unless you havenāt been around very long.
AO3 in 2008 - the first decent cap from the Wayback Machine.
AO3 in 2009.Ā Still in closed beta.Ā About 5500 works.
AO3 opens for general signups! 2010.Ā Also, our logo makes its appearance :3
2011 - the tabs appear at the top of the page.Ā Things looking generally more tidy and less squished.
2012 - a more chipper intro page.Ā Things shifted around a bit as well.
2013 - looking a little more classy now.Ā Tweets available on the main page.
2014 - some more subtle changes, including adding the number of works and fandoms in a prominent place.Ā 1.2 million works at that pointā¦
2015 - look how much itās changed! The categories move to the front page for ease of access.Ā Recent news updates also on display.Ā Nearing 2 million worksā¦
2016 - I admit I picked this one because of the news update about buying a new serverĀ āafter holding together mail with sticks and stringsā.Ā Nearing 2.7 million works.
2017 - cosmetically few changes but look at the works number - 3.3 million works.Ā This was just about a year ago (October 2017) and the current number today is about 4.2 million.Ā You can also see from the news post that this was when we were in the middle of upgrading to HTTPS, which was a difficult but important process.
And here we are at more or less the present - 2018 (September to be precise).Ā I agree fully that if you joined the site in the last 3 years, you might not have seen a lot of cosmetic/interface changes, but thatās because people - volunteers - spent the previous 5-6 years hashing those out to get them into their present state.
More importantly, you might not have noticed the under the hood changes that necessarily come with going up by roughly a million works a year.Ā You might not have noticed the updates to site security that came with HTTPS, and maybe you didnāt even notice the huge changes to searching and filtering over the past few months.Ā I get that itās easy to sayĀ ānothing has changedā.Ā Thatās because thereās a team of volunteers who are working hard to make sure pages keep loading quickly, downloads keep working as expected, searches find you what youāre looking for, and downtime is kept to a minimum.Ā Without them, I guarantee you would notice a lot more changes at this rate of growth, and not for the better.
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OH MY GOD
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