kiko the goat owo

hi faggo. remember to ask the PE teacher so u can empty ur locker

"Just a Scratch!" Part 8

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

This is how it's done:

And this is how you homage it:

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

One last bloodymary before I self destruct